NewStats: 3,264,187 , 8,182,897 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 05:22 AM 5942w

Nekr0N:

Wait, you didn't know since?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

I wAs dOubTiNG, buT i KNoW nOw

BankyGee:

I wAs dOubTiNG, buT i KNoW nOw

Okay

Nekr0N:


Don't be fronting on me o

pu7pl3:


Are you Igbo or Yoruba?

Full fledge Yoruba babe

BankyGee:

You are safe with me bae... No fear

BankyGee:

the HARBINGER of DEATH

BankyGee:

Baby you don't want to shoot him again?

Now, I'm beginning to doubt you.
Lemme guan talk to my parents so they can return everything you brought. I need a change of air!!

Ayanfe29:



Full fledge Yoruba babe

You add Igbo to your posts sometimes that's why I asked

Ayanfe29:

pu7pl3:


You add Igbo to your posts sometimes that's why I asked

I'm a linguist, so I love languages

Ayanfe29:








Now, I'm beginning to doubt you.
Lemme guan talk to my parents so they can return everything you brought. I need a change of air!!

Ayanfemi, it has not gotten to that now. I just changed my mind. The Bible said thou shalt not kill

pu7pl3...

Laff Out Loud
- You be tenant, you go buy dog, now your dog don dey pursue landlord not to enter his own compound
- What a man can do, a woman can do better abi?
*Aunty can you write your name on the floor while urinating?*
- She cant cook ordinary indomie and she keeps asking, "baby where is our relationship heading?"
*Tell her catering school*
- Imagine dating a guy selling recharge card
*Data after data*
- This is the easiest way to see your ancestors: Just go to Iran and shout, "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
- In Nigeria, there's nothing like battery full. We charge until NEPA takes light and if they bring it back, we CONTINUE
- Like and Share

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
- One of my white friends asked me why Nigerians always go back to check if their car is actually locked even after hearing the lock sound, I told him Nigerians like to be sure of everything because our village people might have played the lock tune in our ear
- My brother stole my phone and sent a breakup message to my girlfriend. I thought of how to punish him so I stole his phone too, changed my name to JOB UPDATE and sent a message that there's job vacancy somewhere. Presently he's on his way from Zuba to Zamfara state
- The other day when SWEDEN and DENMARK played match, the names displayed on the screen were SWE - DEN while the unused names were DEN and MARK. They formed their countries name back... Sense will not kill me...
- Sister, If your boyfriend is cheating on you, cry no more. Steal his phone oneday, copy the other girl's number, call her and act like you're his sister. Then thank her for encouraging him to take his HIV drugs regularly... Wisdom will not kill Banky oneday...

BankyGee:
Laff Out Loud
- You be tenant, you go buy dog, now your dog don dey pursue landlord not to enter his own compound
- What a man can do, a woman can do better abi?
*Aunty can you write your name on the floor while urinating?*
- She cant cook ordinary indomie and she keeps asking, "baby where is our relationship heading?"
*Tell her catering school*
- Imagine dating a guy selling recharge card
*Data after data*
- This is the easiest way to see your ancestors: Just go to Iran and shout, "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
- In Nigeria, there's nothing like battery full. We charge until NEPA takes light and if they bring it back, we CONTINUE
- Like and Share

TO BE CONTINUED

man, this thing got me laughing here.

Theenchanter2:
man, this thing got me laughing here.

Hehehe

Ayanfe29:



I'm a linguist, so I love languages

Oh that's nice..you schooled in the east?

BankyGee:

Ayanfemi, it has not gotten to that now. I just changed my mind. The Bible said thou shalt not kill

pupl3...

Don't worry,I'm working on it..il distract her

BankyGee:
Laff Out Loud
- You be tenant, you go buy dog, now your dog don dey pursue landlord not to enter his own compound
- What a man can do, a woman can do better abi?
*Aunty can you write your name on the floor while urinating?*
- She cant cook ordinary indomie and she keeps asking, "baby where is our relationship heading?"
*Tell her catering school*
- Imagine dating a guy selling recharge card
*Data after data*
- This is the easiest way to see your ancestors: Just go to Iran and shout, "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
- In Nigeria, there's nothing like battery full. We charge until NEPA takes light and if they bring it back, we CONTINUE
- Like and Share

TO BE CONTINUED

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Red Potion
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study Modern Physics overseas.

The letter reads, "My beloved parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So, enclosed, you'll find a potion I've invented, it will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.

NOTE: "Please take only a drop"

So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion.

The man looked at the wife and says:
"You go first!"

So the wife takes a drop and thereafter the husband follows.

Indeed the wife turn five years younger.

Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look so young.

The daughter was delighted and asks after her dad.

MOTHER: Your father?... Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.

DAUGHTER:- What?! So where is he?

MOTHER:- Who do you think is the baby on my back?



TO BE CONTINUED

pu7pl3:


Don't worry,I'm working on it..il distract her

Thanks bruh

BankyGee:
Indeed the wife turn five years younger.

Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look so young.

The daughter was delighted and asks after her dad.

MOTHER: Your father?... Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.

DAUGHTER:- What?! So where is he?

MOTHER:- Who do you think is the baby on my back?



TO BE CONTINUED

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

pu7pl3:


Oh that's nice..you schooled in the east?

Not at all... schooled in the West

BankyGee:

Ayanfemi, it has not gotten to that now. I just changed my mind. The Bible said thou shalt not kill

pu7pl3...

Shift o jere.... you and who?

Ayanfe29:


Shift o jere.... you and who?

Kilode... Kini mo se bayi?

pu7pl3:


Don't worry,I'm working on it..il distract her

Ehn ehn.....oya na.... let's see how it goes

BankyGee:

Kilode... Kini mo se bayi?

Kosi o... you wey innocent like this

Ayanfe29:

Kosi o... you wey innocent like this

Why do you na want to leave me? Because I did not let you shoot pu7pl3 bah?

BankyGee:

Why do you na want to leave me? Because I did not let you shoot pu7pl3 bah?

Yes na! We need to shoot him and that Nekr0N that is showing himself...

Show me you're the man joor

Ayanfe29:



Yes na! We need to shoot him and that Nekr0N that is showing himself...

Show me you're the man joor

An honorable man won't shoot an unarmed opponent, be an honorable woman too

Don't be scared, I know Nekr0N. We were course-mates at the Underworld University of Hades (UUH), close to the Bermuda Triangle. I've reasoned with him, he won't hurt you. Trust me

Lmao best Nairaland couple goes to BankyGee and Ayanfe29

Both of you are funnier than the jokes on here sef ..no offence BankyGee

Ayanfe29:



Not at all... schooled in the West

Which school is that?

Where do you base right now?

Ayanfe29:



Yes na! We need to shoot him and that Nekr0N that is showing himself...

Show me you're the man joor

BankyGee:

An honorable man won't shoot an unarmed opponent, be an honorable woman too

Don't be scared, I know Nekr0N. We were course-mates at the Underworld University of Hades (UUH), close to the Bermuda Triangle. I've reasoned with him, he won't hurt you. Trust me

Lmao Ayanfe is really scared of me BankyGee tell her to be calm and just be nice to Purple and she will be okay

This our Alma mater is really dope sha

Nekr0N:




Lmao Ayanfe is really scared of me BankyGee tell her to be calm and just be nice to Purple and she will be okay

This our Alma mater is really dope sha

I'lL teLL hEr tO bE cALm, sHE cOuLdN't slEEp LaST nIGhT