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KODACK:



Uncle, go n shave........lolz

It may sound weird, but i will advise folks who did such repairs and have abdominal hairs not to completely shave them off as it will help hide the repair scar a little.

#DirectExperience

odimbannamdi:


It may sound weird, but i will advise folks who did such repairs and have abdominal hairs not to completely shave them off as it will help hide the repair scar a little.

#DirectExperience

Wise man.......too much sense dey worry you.......big gbosa for you.



I sell ointment fertilizer.....to help grow stomach and chest hair only......

Hehehehhehe if na me be the doctor sef I go fail am. So you wan be officer and you no fit clean your ywansh well

ugo4u:

True talk, some candidates no dey try at all hygiene wise. Na so last year for airforce screening during medicals when them say make guys naked bend down, na so the examiner see leaf inside person yansh this na true story o! make una ask ERICSAM. If shortlisted look smart infact spray better perf even inside and Around your nyansh make you no go fall hands.

enesi009:
;Dibilo man from akoko Edo, Edo State u Don dey fear

My kogi brother.....why you too like trouble like this na .....en??

KODACK:



Ugo4u , you know that's what I noticed with that my oga ERICKSAM/ErimakoSamuel .

After I read from page 1 till he initially disappeared , I noticed that people give a different meaning to most of his post...... His posts are full of stronger savagery than mine, but guys don't ask him to explain they just draw conclusions to most of his posts....which isn't fair.......

Only a few enjoyed his post.

The only issue I noticed with him was when one GENANSIC(I really can't his name) was giving half baked information and he wanted to be sure by asking him to clearify himself in an extreme Savage manner.


Apart from that, I noticed nothing bad about him.

I even saw a post from you General ugo4u, stating that you know ericksam from kadpoly and he is a friendly and nice person.......just that his savagery was too much.


So, Ugo.......don't mind those castigating your post without asking for explanation from you.....there have been a couple of derogatory posts, wondering why he picked on yours alone......hmmmn, I smell personal beef/chicken.



Note to all.......

To those I have offended am sorry oh.

To those Ugo have offended he is sorry oh.

To those jhennie has offended she is sorry oh

To those ericksam has offended he is sorry oh.
Please forgive the above names oh before list comes out.

Thanks and have a nice day.

Cc: tenderlaw , jameh48 , enesi (the igbira man).

Thank you my brother

KODACK:



Oga, I no go struggle.....just take her ....she doesn't have my time.

Lolz...

ugo4u:

True talk, some candidates no dey try at all hygiene wise. Na so last year for airforce screening during medicals when them say make guys naked bend down, na so the examiner see leaf inside person yansh this na true story o! make una ask ERICSAM. If shortlisted look smart infact spray better perf even inside and Around your nyansh make you no go fall hands.

Confirm....... The officer shout, Kon see laff everywhere.

The whole screening process was fun......

The best part was when the medical results were announced........

ErickSam:



My kogi brother.....why you too like trouble like this na .....en??

Thank you sir....... I wondered why too ....lol

ErickSam:



Confirm....... The officer shout, Kon see laff everywhere.

The whole screening process was fun......

The best part was when the medical results were announced........

I read it here that BMI dropped you during the Airforce screening....... How did you feel when your were told there?


Hope you are currently working on your BMI, I wanna see this legend ERICKSAM in screening and training soon.

I pray you make it sir.

On a More serious and pitiable note, I really feel sorry for the Regular Recruit Intake (RRI) guys ooo after carefully reading through the the content of the Link below

https://www.thecable.ng/investigation-soldiers-fighting-boko-haram-beg-food-sleep-classrooms

I reading it on the SSC recruitment site that ALL APPLICANTS ARE NOT TO HAVE ANY BODY MARK OR INSCRIPTION on them, but I've got a Case as Regards that. The Back of my Right Palm was operated on in 2006 and the Scar is Big and Visible (as shown in the pics below). Abeg for those wey Attend last year screening, what is my (Dis)qualification chance??

LexyJay02:


Bro I'm tired. My weight is 91, height 1.78... I don fast tire. I no fit run 1.5km 11mins .... Press up, I dey do 30. I try. Make grace cover me on.

Pls what's the required weight, height and/ body structure, am skinny o but get height, hope say dem no go disqualify me o

jimmiedave:



Pls what's the required weight, height and/ body structure, am skinny o but get height, hope say dem no go disqualify me o

Calculate your BMI and check if the obtained value falls within the NORMAL RANGE SCALE. As for the height, 1.70m is what I know to be the Standard for Guys

KODACK:



I read it here that BMI dropped you during the Airforce screening....... How did you feel when your were told there?


Hope you are currently working on your BMI, I wanna see this legend ERICKSAM in screening and training soon.

I pray you make it sir.

E be like say you like oyinbo wella, make I knack am for you small..... lolz



Hmmmmnnn, it was a sorrowful day....... After sitting in the cold and under hot sun, the list of unwanted guests was dished out.

BMI was my only issue...... The maximum BMI for Airforce is 29.5 and I had 30.0.......

I'm built, not fat....broad chested*....and tall....... Am over 1.8m (hide the exact).

I should have scoped the guy measuring our weight, but I never knew the BMI would be an issue because it was and has never been a criteria for medical selection in the Airforce.........

Let me burst your bubble Abit.
The Airforce screening was done in two batches ....in alphabetical order, the first 18 states did while the last 18state resumed afterwards.......... During the first batch of screening, a medical doctor died while executing the 3.2km course. It was said that he was a medical doctor in the medical center of the Airforce and it gave him more chance to manipulate his results. His BP was high, BMI was on obese level and many other issue which I would not want to disclose here.
The race started and he was close to half of the journey when he slumped and went to the great beyond.

Because of the doctors case, the slightest of issue was used to send guys parking when the second batch screening commenced. A guy I knew was sent home because he had cough which he actually developed due to the cold and dust he exposed himself to while we were in the camp....... Medicals that was to take one day was done for three days, still yet loobying was in progress as guys with gpapa were called for medical results revisit.


In my state kogi, no girl was picked.....e pain me Sha, cos one of the girls cried.


Three of us from same school and same faculty and department went for screening, and only one got in and he is currently serving in one of the most mouth watering state in Nigeria.


Well all things been equal, I have been working on my BMI but my guy....e no easy..... I don tire. Body dey pain me......too much running, sit up, push up...every every.

Those saying chest size chest size, Dem no measure nadan for chest.... except army own is different oh


Las Las na drug I go use once my name show and I will drain it off my system before going for the screening.


To answer your first question......I felt like the world was coming to an end.... I wished the ground should just open and swallow me......
But the feelings stopped when I ed I still had a couple of chances left and for a fact that life continues.


It was a nice experience and it was worth it.
Hope to see you too at the screening and training.

Also, well done on your sarcasm and savagery........... anytime I read through my ribs dey always pain me..... continue your work u hear.

Victory is from God alone

olawaleseun:
I reading it on the SSC recruitment site that ALL APPLICANTS ARE NOT TO HAVE ANY BODY MARK OR INSCRIPTION on them, but I've got a Case as Regards that. The Back of my Right Palm was operated on in 2006 and the Scar is Big and Visible (as shown in the pics below). Abeg for those wey Attend last year screening, what is my (Dis)qualification chance??

bro don't bother your self this scars is nothing, but don't tell Army it was an operation just tell them something cut you there when you were very young. You are good to go. Success bro.

OCKEHINDE:
Many of us has the merit of making it to the officer's level, but here is one of the problem affecting us. Take this as a case of study.
One my friends who applied for this ongoing Army SSC 2019, this guy did something funny in my presence, I over heard him issueing a serious warning and threats to his village people over land dispute between his parents and another family. "he said he has just applied for commission officer in Nigeria Army and he would be an officer in next 11 months, therefore is coming straight down to village to deal with them seriously"

DSSC/SSC is purely for a qualify graduate so, I expects anyone applying to be matured, intelligent....

Many people are running away from their village to avoid their village people yet they attends village meeting every month in Lagos. For your information those one in Lagos here are just like "INTERPOOL" reporting to the "FBI".

That your friends mentality is what the army is trying to cleanse itself from, some people still have the notion that being in the military gives them a leeway to harass citizens, they're meant to protect which is very unfortunate. I pray he succeeds sha, na if army work even give am breathing space na him e go begin talk about visiting village to harass village people.
Arrogance and indiscipline is not a hallmark of a Gentleman officer.

ugo4u:

That your friends mentality is what the army is trying to cleanse itself from, some people still have the notion that being in the military gives them a leeway to harass citizens, they're meant to protect which is very unfortunate. I pray he succeeds sha, na if army work even give am breathing space na him e go begin talk about visiting village to harass village people.
Arrogance and indiscipline is not a hallmark of a Gentleman officer.

you just spoke my mind. I wish you success bro.

Any certified radiographer in the house?

Just want to know, which of these courses is more demanding in the Nigerian Army: Radiography, Medical laboratory science (MLS), and nursing. Please experienced persons should respond to me.

OCKEHINDE:
Just want to know, which is more demanding in the Army on these professional medical courses: Radiographer, Medical laboratory sciencetist (MLS), and nurse. Which of these courses needed most in the army? Please experienced persons should respond to me.

Mostly those that are in the field of medical sciences.
There was a time army was looking for Radiographers I think under Dambazzau or so, it was that bad that the then military secretary had to give instructions to candidates that came for screening that if they know any radiographer they should call the person, for automatic slot.

ugo4u:

Mostly those that are in the field of medical sciences.
There was a time army was looking for Radiographers I think under Dambazzau or so, it was that bad that the then military secretary had to give instructions to candidates that came for screening that if they know any radiographer they should call the person, for automatic slot.

lol, there is hope for radiographers ooooooo. Thanks man I'm very happy for the info.

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olawaleseun:
On a More serious and pitiable note, I really feel sorry for the Regular Recruit Intake (RRI) guys ooo after carefully reading through the the content of the Link below

https://www.thecable.ng/investigation-soldiers-fighting-boko-haram-beg-food-sleep-classrooms

In case you are shortlisted pls take note...

iam2newalhaji:
In case you are shortlisted pls take note...

hmmmm...

Pls I need help

How can I get FSL Certificate...pls note I did not do the exam

Baba in medical ba, they keep us under the sun for hours before checking our BP which is pure wickedness other screening apart from army, they keep people under AC! that is my greatest nightmare, is wah failed me in dssc taraba course25 2018 and jigawa course24 2016!
Inshort in medical ba
65% is BP/Hypertension issues
BMI 15%
HBV 10%
Sight, flat foot, pile and hernia 7%
Others like HIV, pregancy carry 3%
Guys how can we fight this BP wahala baba imagine like my state that start from letter K i was sitting under sun since 8am na around 3pm they call us for BP check for God sake. Funny when u get back home doctor will say u are okay! Army must trigger something to detect a man.
also ba, no go dey jog for field after credentials screening thinking the following day is medicals baba it raises ur BP

Enitiolorunmo:
Pls I need help

How can I get FSL Certificate...pls note I did not do the exam

minor something.

Lukas47:
We don't get to hear about DSSC selection board interview experience more often on this thread though the same can't be said of SSC as almost all the narrative of the selection process is that of SSC.

Where are the DSSC applicants who have attended DSSC selection interview, come and tell us your experience so we can lean from it and this talk, that in DSSC godfatherism plays a more critical role than SSC. How true is it

baba dssc na for wuna presence korokoro them go they select candidate most esp those wey study courses like mbbs, psychology, nursing, pharmacy, pilots aviations, cyber security but our engineering no follow o, as per godfatherism omo my state 3 candidate name no comot for newspaper naso dey come us making 28 of us instead of 25, dey are all now officers but sha many guys make am without leg like my close friend

For those of us that were given first school leaving statement of results instead of certificate, anything to worry about?

Mode9Juma:
Baba in medical ba, they keep us under the sun for hours before checking our BP which is pure wickedness other screening apart from army, they keep people under AC! that is my greatest nightmare, is wah failed me in dssc taraba course25 2018 and jigawa course24 2016!
Inshort in medical ba
65% is BP/Hypertension issues
BMI 15%
HBV 10%
Sight, flat foot, pile and hernia 7%
Others like HIV, pregancy carry 3%
Guys how can we fight this BP wahala baba imagine like my state that start from letter K i was sitting under sun since 8am na around 3pm they call us for BP check for God sake. Funny when u get back home doctor will say u are okay! Army must trigger something to detect a man.
also ba, no go dey jog for field after credentials screening thinking the following day is medicals baba it raises ur BP

Next time go with a mat(the type Muslims use for prayers) and a wrapper to shield yourself from the scorching sun. That's the tactics many Regulars (present terma 1) used to beat the BP issue, some also used BP supressants but I heard they do test for it in SSC.