NewStats: 3,264,695 , 8,184,431 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 05:21 AM 545x6w

penisilin:
Make I talk my own before rain stop.....

As I dey go work, I enter car wey dey go CMS (Lagos island), na so we jam hold-up for road caused by a car and a truck collision, na so people including me dey para because time dey go. I decided to the lastma, police and other people trying to create a way for other vehicles to move on. I just dey shout, order, bark instructions like say na me be IG so tey I dey see some kind of respect from the lastma guys set. Along the drama I think I saw some people beckoning at me but I waved to them as if they were my fans but after almost 3mins I realised I don wave goodbye to the vehicle I boarded.


I just use idea Waka commot for the scene

This is the funniest

Exam tension years ago, please what's the spelling of 'IS?'

Left 70k on the side counter at the bank from Friday till Monday.. Lol

Damseldammie:

Irú yin pò... You're not the only one guilty of that but probably most guys

Its a guy thing,


truth be told, i do it when am cold cos it's usually worm during cold weather....

zinnyzee:
I know you wanted to say, you're a dumb soul o.

No...I swear it's only people who have love in them can make that move above all odds.

prince049:

No...I swear it's only people who have love in them can make that move above all odds.

Lolz... Thanks anyway.

ike007:
I was rushing to go to the mallam and thought my boxer short was a tro. until I got to the mallams place in a crowded street. very embarrassing.

Then one day I went to the ATM and forgot to remove my ATM card from the machine, till I got home. I once forgot my wallet outside and there was about 48 thousand naira together with my school Id and ATM cards in it. I never found it again.

Ur last memory u shared is very painful. Only God knows how u would have felt that night. Ndoo ooo.

Joystark:
One time, I took my clothes, about four of them, to the tailor to amend them.
After the lady was done, I bagged everything and went on to other places I was supposed to go to that day. I never knew I didn't come home with that bag that my clothes in it...and I didn't realize it until two weeks later when I wanted to use one of them. I had to retrace my steps, that day.

I went everywhere I visited on that particular day, the market, the tailor-shop, the hospital... they we're all like, 'after two weeks na now u dey find ur clothes' �

After a few days of searching, I concluded I might never see those clothes again; strolled to my mum's office, to find the bag chilling at the reception�

lol

zinnyzee:
You're laughing... It wasn't funny then.

In my head, i knew i was an idiot to have done something like that... But one voice(which i now know to be the voice of the devil) kept telling me i did the right thing.

Lol.. how would you know that it was the devil? U did what was right or what you thought was right. Maybe the guy didn't appreciate ur kind gesture.

zinnyzee:
Spending my last 1k to subscribe just to wish my crush a happy birthday.... Meanwhile, hunger nearly kee me that night.

Sorry I didn't pick Ur call

ZZ22:
I once came to my cousin's house he gave me his photo album(hardcopy) to watch. As I checked the pics he identified for me some of the people he snapped with. I got to the one I snapped with him HONESTLY not knowing it was me i asked him, who be this? he looked at me and didn't say anything, I took the pic closer to his face and repeated same question and he was like guy what's up na you don't know yourself again? I looked closely at the pic found out it was my clothes before i proceeded to the mirror to know how I really look.

Do I say how I bought noodles and eggs. I cooked the noodles and hurriedly ate it forgetting that I bought eggs.


I was high as fk when my friend asked me to screenshot my game so he could play too. After i have done so he didn't request for the game immediately so i plugged back my phone to where it was charging. When he finally asked for the game I tapped my phone and discovered that it wasn't charging, I adjusted the charger still it couldn't charge. I was angry thinking what could have spoiled the charger and how to get another original charger. It took several minutes before I realize the phone is on screenshot and as I reason my guy the levels we laughed so hard about it.

The game chop?

nwanyiugbo122:
Plug my phone for over 5hrs,, when the light went off, I noticed my phone never charge, I looked at the wall switch, found out I didn't plug it on. I was crazy, so annoyed with myself.

I hate this feeling. Very annoying experience.

MrMacinterchi1:


Ur last memory u shared is very painful. Only God knows how u would feel that night. Ndoo ooo.

let's mix it..distressed, stranded, hopeless, hungry, depressed etc..all

naturefellow:
that is not absent minded. That is mind!!!

Lol... she get mind no be small.

zinnyzee:
You're laughing... It wasn't funny then.

In my head, i knew i was an idiot to have done something like that... But one voice(which i now know to be the voice of the devil) kept telling me i did the right thing.

Lol.. how do you know it's the voice of the devil

kay29000:
Mine was at a party. I got a bit tipsy and started toasting this girl. When she told me where she lived, I told her I know a girl there that the girl can catwalk for Africa. The girl laughed her ass off. I didn't think what I said wasn't so funny... but then she told me she was the one I was talking about.

lol

gift01:
Went to use the Gents in church and forgot to zip up. The first usher(female) looked in my direction and wanted to faint; the second(female) just threw her face elsewhere as I was walking towards her. That was when it occurred to me that my John Thomas was there peeping at the congregation through my boxers

Lmfao how you take do am that day? You no run comot church

Adonis3:



The game chop?

no bro, since this year I never hear from them

bidemz:
I felt like slapping myself when i eventually found out I've been desperately looking for my phone in my room one particular night for about 30 minutes while it's in my pocket

Share yours

Opening this post.

ZZ22:
no bro, since this year I never hear from them

Hehehe... no worry mahn, e go beta.

This international break use style make sense tho

Adonis3:




Lmfao how you take do am that day? You no run comot church

No but I no take that route wen those ushers mount as I dey go house. Since then; am overtly careful esp with zip and John Thomas

Had this farm practical in school that day and we were asked to pick as many as possible cashew nuts from the cashew plantation , it took me about 30mins to realize I was only picking the cashew fruit and I’ve been dropping the nuts.....I Be wan cry dah day

sinola:

A@Nepapole,your own better self,i just toasted a babe at Ikeja along bus stop and after exchanging pleasantries,i wanted to cross to the other side of the road without using pedestrian crossing,naso KAI came and got me arrested by holding my tro like a common criminal and bundled me into their Van.Though,the babe played maturely and was there for me throughout the ordeal till I was discharged with 10k but I felt ashamed of myself due to my stubborn ego.
I did not call her again....My bad

Mine happened at Ketu under bridge.
So I was waiting for Mowe-Ibafo bus I no see I say make I climb the bridge to the top to see if I can get bus na so them bundled me Ooo say where I is wrong.
Funny thing was some set of people just ed that path some mins ago but was bundled cos I was alone.
3k went like that.

JuanDeDios:

Interesting. Makes me draw images in my head.

Lol, make sure you draw an image the head can contain

Stoners would relate...


That awkward moment when you Don weed com high so teh....... You go hold lighter for hand or u keep lighter for pocket dy search everywhere for the lighter ���...com dy even dey worry your guy say... John where d lighter wen I give u just now even John go u dey find am till e turn argument.. So John na so u take troweh my lighter of #50 when I just buy no wahala I dey go buy another one only to reach the aboki store as u chook hand for pocket to bring out money na der u see lighter.. U and John go return back to jungle rolling continues... #team_legalise_it

harlaryoh:
I chewed my recharge card before I recharged my line. Happened twice

LMAO! It's a CHEWER there.

frozen70:


Lol, make sure you draw an image the head can contain

Sure. Overcontain is killing it sef. It's just two people and some ice.

PrincessB1:
Lolz

Hello friend. What happened on the other thread about that guy selling artificial female body kitten for masturbatioñ ? I came back online only to see hidden posts,even all mentions (about seven) I didn't get to see them.

SlimChay:

About seven.

It might have been deleted.

Mustiboy:
Exactly. many would say it doesn't matter stressing that English is not our mother-tongue. but little do they know that these things are basic English concord anyone who saw the four walls of school should know.

Juliearth:



Worry not! It happens to the best of us. There is a scientific explanation to that also.

Oh dear..... do enlighten me

Dapsonemmanuel:
dude .. that shiit is crazy.. I almost an exam because I was looking for my door key which was inside my pocket.. even found out after writing my exam.. I was just swearing for that key