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luminouz:

Who are u to judge anyone? Till u tell urs....I won't cross ur path till I die

mo ro pe o ti ya werey

I can't share my secrets... I've made some good frnds here, some even know my house.

Some things are better left unsaid.

repogirl:
Crazy weirdos full Nairaland.....

Lmaooooo!some are just fvvking around oo...

Rb007...its confession time... i know ur still on ur steamy session atm..but feel free to answer the OP's question as soon Miss Fritzi leave...

So many white lies here Continue tho me dey enjoy dem... Sm are so hilarious. .

Eddygourdo:
you know a gay? a real human gay? wow sometimes I just assume all that gay thing is a joke. wow. anyway his life, his ass, his problems

There are plenty of them around you. There are lots of gays in Nigeria. There are some group of guys I went to uni with, never knew they were gay until one opened up to me thinking I was one (back then in school I was chill no drama all my chic runs are off campus so I can focus on studies within campus. So he thought I wasn't into chics, without knowing all my matches were at a different campus close bye). When he gave me names of his crew that was when I realized that all the guys I knew then that used to spend a lot of time at his place back then were gays. His place was a rally point for them.

smardray:
mo ro pe o ti ya werey

Rara o.....but o dabi weyrey n shey weyrey ton shey weyrey Iwo omo alaileko yi....

Brugge:


I no know why you dey foam for mouth. No one forced you to share yours, why not jump like every other person. Why are you disturbing the op, did he force you to share us or what? You sound like busy body seriously.

I can see some patsies here.

I blended cockroach. used the water to prepare indomie for a guy who spread rumors about me and I will do worse till he dies

lestat:


Stop taking drugs...

SheIsElle:

will never stop.

lestat:

Lol
You have spunk
I like that ...

And then, in a couple of months time we will see a thread titled: "See Romantic Pre-Wedding Photos of Two Nairalanders, Lestat and SheIsElle"

Nairaland is full of sick people...damn!

[quote author=timpaker:
I went to Lagos last year and stayed with my friend at Bode Thomas somewhere in Surulere, one night I couldn't sleep cos' almost everyone had their generator on, so I got up, went to the 4 generator set and started peeing into their fuel tank one after the other.

The next day while dres to leave for the airport, I heard the neighbours complaining about one strange happening about all their generator set getting faulty and refusing to start....

Me ...... *lip sealed*

Yeah. Call it childish but I was happy

wasn't there a possibility of being electrocuted?
just wondering sha

Brugge:


There plenty of them around you. There are lots of gays in Nigeria. There are some group of guys I went to uni with, never knew they were gay until one opened up to me thinking I was one (back then in school I was chill no drama all my chic runs are off campus so I can focus on studies within campus. So he thought I wasn't into chics, without knowing all my matches were at a different campus close bye). When he gave me that was when I realized that all the guys I knew then that used to spend a lot of time at his place back then were gays. His place was a rally point for them.

wow. this is truly eye opening. well I don't really judge but I won't wanna ever have to meet them in person. won't be good for them to see my incredulous eyes judging them. wonder how you aren't scarred by that experience. nevertheless did they tell you how they came to be that way? is it for ritual purposes or really who they are

luminouz:

Rara o.....but o dabi weyrey n shey weyrey ton shey weyrey Iwo omo alaileko yi....

daddy e ni o leko

timpaker:
I went to Lagos last year and stayed with my friend at Bode Thomas somewhere in Surulere, one night I couldn't sleep cos' almost everyone had their generator on, so I got up, went to the 4 generator set and started peeing into their fuel tank one after the other.

The next day while dres to leave for the airport, I heard the neighbours complaining about one strange happening about all their generator set getting faulty and refusing to start....

Me ...... *lip sealed*

Yeah. Call it childish but I was happy

Tim !


Thinking of mine...I dey come.

sollybaby:
I blended cockroach. used the water to prepare indomie for a guy who spread rumors about me and I will do worse till he dies

OK you win. you are the real killer

I fought with someone and he gave me a scar,i blended cockroaches used the water to prepare indomie for him.

sollybaby:
I blended cockroach. used the water to prepare indomie for a guy who spread rumors about me and I will do worse till he dies

Haba! This one got my funny bone

My secret is I am a from another planet, ... My ship crashed in Nigeria and now am stranded..


Help!

Burna88:
lol, thank you,big man...Kindly focus more on growin beards,burna doesnt care

akwuna. Rubbish _slut.
Lost your virginity at 15. See face like spoilt hoe. Nonsense

Ishilove:

I hope you realise the internet is not as anonymous as you think?

You should have kept quiet na. Let the wicked ones come out in this thread.

smardray:
daddy e ni o leko

Lmaooooo! E pain am! So ur not man enough to diss me without bring our folks into it? All these indomie children nawa

pocohantas ...where is your confession?

Ishilove:

He itted that he was a 'demon pikin' before God arrested him

Ishilove OMG! Is that really you? Oh I've crossed seven mountains and seven seas,vicious beasts have I slain yet not a speck of blood on my shining armor.Ishi my love I've written thousands of poems and written prose of your inexplicable grandeur and unwavering charisma,my goddess and mistress.I grovel at your feet,I abase my status and deflate my ego to exalt and worship you.Oh Ishilove,you no dey moderate again why na?

Ishilove:





And then, in a couple of months time we will see a thread titled: "See Romantic Pre-Wedding Photos of Two Nairalanders, Lestat and SheIsElle"

Ishilove so because you dumped me you don't want me to find love again abi?
How you doing girl it's been a while ?
How are things at your neck of the woods ?

dingbang:
Urm I thought a secret might be something like you are a gay or Smth..


Fighting na normal thing na.. That one no be secret

Are you looking for moral ?

sollybaby:
I fought with someone and he gave me a scar,i blended cockroaches used the water to prepare indomie for him.

If only u knew you giving him protein...

the year was 1995, I was in secondary school, I was a very stubborn boy, everyone got tired of me[b]. I just returned from suspension [b]for fighting and throwing the boy I fought inside a soak away pit. I closed the pit and went away without realising the principal of the school saw me.

Na wa o. This one is attempted murder. You must have been possessed to go this length at that age. Extremely evil thoughts


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;Dthis is one of the funniest threads I have seen

luminouz:

Babe...I went to a state SKUL n I have seen killers! Some looked so normal u won't blive dem be cultists with a kill ratio of 100%(they never missed a target)

It's all shades of messed up

I no go talk, never. How do you expect to release secrets on how I bleeped my secondary school teacher while in ss2 in the school toilet? Never!!!



truth be told I was a demon child growing up, but my flawless academic performance and one other factor made almost everybody overlook my excesses.