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Neyoor:

I need your for my candidate In this Mr. Nairaland contest. I hope you will oblige me

what's in it for me?

ShaqFu:
You already have my bro. Fynestboi is the real deal.

Anyone who can host a debate competition deserve to b Mr Nairaland. I say it's high time we have intellects run this place, rather than the usual degenerate we see here.

Great minds think alike.... good to know you are on our side.

Neyoor:


Great minds think alike.... good to know you are on our side.

Yea but not always though. Hitler too was a great mind. Lol.

Oahray:
what's in it for me?

Elucidate please, because I seems not to understand your plight. What do u want in return for voting a viable candidate?

JustinTIMBA:

Artist, you better face front. Don't worry, she will reply your pm. Just package like 2k and the deal is done.

If I had a pet dog, and the dog had a pet cat, and the pet cat had a pet mouse, and the pet mouse had a stale piece of bread called JustinTIMBA, its opinion would be far more relevant than yours would ever be.

You are free to keep on stalking girls online, but if you want to exchange words with me, you'd have to grow up. I'd hate to e-murder a kid.

ShaqFu:
Yea but not always though. Hitler too was a great mind. Lol.

Hmmmn! Adolf Hitler I think politics marred him. You are right but atleast our thoughts are unison on this

Oahray:
If I had a pet dog, and the dog had a pet cat, and the pet cat had a pet mouse, and the pet mouse had a stale piece of bread called JustinTIMBA, its opinion would be far more relevant than yours would ever be.

You are free to keep on stalking girls online, but if you want to exchange words with me, you'd have to grow up. I'd hate to e-murder a kid.

on a serious note..
U are the one asslivkinng thou

Neyoor:
Elucidate please, because I seems not to understand your plight. What do u want in return for voting a viable candidate?

there are 24 other 'viable' candidates. Why should I root for yours?

Neyoor:



Hmmmn! Adolf Hitler I think politics marred him. You are right but atleast our thoughts are unison on this

Well.. yea, but fynestboy approached my alter ego personally. So yea, our thoughts are one united in this.

Oahray:
there are 24 other 'viable' candidates. Why should I root for yours?

Why should you vote the other 24 contestants Ray?

Never knew you were this inquisitive. How's your pen doing, seem you stopped writing, no?

Mehn y'all murdered my mention. Whats the hullabaloo all about...Cheiiiii



Everyone should just chill and move on joor, enough of the bickering.



Dygeasy , this contest is staying longer than planned, whats happening. Anyways kudos for your efforts. My warm regards to your organizing team.


FYNESTBOI FOR MR NAIRALAND '16


That's All.

Oahray:
there are 24 other 'viable' candidates. Why should I root for yours?

You can always use the past and the present to predict the unseen future. My candidate remains the only candidate with scintillating antecedents on this forum.

Do I need to highlight some of his achievements for you?

ShaqFu:
Why should you vote the other 24 contestants Ray?

Never knew you were this inquisitive. How's your pen doing, seem you stopped writing, no?

em... They all want the money, and they have been verified as worthy. No?

I've never been a good writer. Currently carried away by a great deal of other interesting things.

AbroadBabe:
on a serious note..
U are the one asslivkinng thou

So, this girl can talk. I actually thought you are only here to observe.

Neyoor:



You can always use the past and the present to predict the unseen future. My candidate remains the only candidate with scintillating antecedents on this forum.

Do I need to highlight some of his achievements for you?

yeah, like everyone predicted right from the group stage that Portugal would win the Euros.

Please do.

The Drama, The tension, The Tears, The Disappointments, The Betrayals...

Vote for someone who would appreciate your vote......

Vote.................. As Mr Nairaland

Monalisa185:


correct!!! Trust you! I dey jare, howdy?

I dey ooo...I just dey land from Benin sef....life sha...small pikin like me dey work while my mates dey drink palmy for village... I must make am ooo...in Dare's voice...pray for me

Oahray:
yeah, like everyone predicted right from the group stage that Portugal would win the Euros.

Please do.

Fynestboi remains the only contestant with a merit track record on this forum. He singlehandedly introduced the jamb tutorials at the education section, where the aspirants are been tutored.

He initiated and introduced Nairaland Forum Inter-schools debate, where intellectuals from different institutions of learning come together to rub minds together.

Fynestboi remains one of the focused and visionary young s on this forum. He has served this forum diligently and I think he deserves to be crown to do more.

Oahray:
em... They all want the money, and they have been verified as worthy. No?

I've never been a good writer. Currently carried away by a great deal of other interesting things.

Yet your signature bears "life is art". Ray, do you even know who this is? I'm not one you'd tell the emboldened to. Lol.

JustinTIMBA:


General save a hoe. Shameless boy. All your posts are to stalk women. If it is not Deeja, it is another or the next. She didn't beg you to defend her. You just realized she's running a puśsy promo and you want your own share. You're the one who sends pms to every moniker with (f). Very soon you'd tell LaveHOE, "you're welcome. check your pm dear". Stylishly slide into her inbox and fùck off!

Oahwerey.

lol. Tell you what, if you can write 10 more gibberish posts like this but with one smart sentence (in at least one of the posts), you MIGHT get the privilege of getting a third mention from me.

I'd be counting. Give it your best shot

Neyoor:



Fynestboi remains the only contestant with a merit track record on this forum. He singlehandedly introduced the jamb tutorials at the education section, where the aspirants are been tutored.

He initiated and introduced Nairaland Forum Inter-schools debate, where intellectuals from different institutions of learning come together to rub minds together.

Fynestboi remains one of the focused and visionary young s on this forum. He has served this forum diligently and I think he deserves to be crown to do more.

nice... But have you noticed how most winners of the NL pageantry keep falling into inactivity?

Don't you think Fynestboi is too valuable to vote into such inactivity?

Oahray:
nice... But have you noticed how most winners of the NL pageantry keep falling into inactivity?

Don't you think Fynestboi is too valuable to vote into such inactivity?

It is evident, that we've had Mr Nairaland in the past that would drift aloft after winning the contest. Although, no human is infallible but fynestboi is a creative man with giant of inspirations and he would really exudes the talent in him to improve the status quo and a make a difference .

I shouldn't be telling you this but a larger percentage of the money would be for the reinforcement of the winners of the intellectual duel he would be organizing, if he emerge.

ShaqFu:
Yet your signature bears "life is art". Ray, do you even know who this is? I'm not one you'd tell the emboldened to. Lol.

hmmm... Reminiscent of a certain poetry room 1 and a patch of reality.

Never mind... No idea. Who?

Oahray:
hmmm... Reminiscent of a certain poetry room 1 and a patch of reality.

Never mind... No idea. Who?

32 ends the moniker. And don't tell me you quit writing?

Neyoor:


It is evident, that we've had Mr Nairaland in the past that would drift aloft after winning the contest. Although, no human is infallible but fynestboi is a creative man with giant of inspirations and he would really exudes the talent in him to improve the status quo and a make a difference .

I shouldn't be telling you this but a larger percentage of the money would be for the reinforcement of the winners of the intellectual duel he would be organizing, if he emerge.

ok, money is the motivation.

What if he doesn't win? No duels?

Oahray:
ok, money is the motivation.

What if he doesn't win? No duels?

Apparently, there would be. Atleast, he didn't contest for Mr Nairaland before initiating the Inter-schools debate and he has been maintaining the contest for few years now.

ShaqFu:
32 ends the moniker. And don't tell me you quit writing?

ah... The king of written words. Bros J. I salute.

On NL? Yes.

I've been itching to do a flash fiction collabo though, sort of like an anthology.

Neyoor:



Apparently, there would be. Atleast, he didn't contest for Mr Nairaland before initiating the Inter-schools debate and he has been maintaining the contest for few years now.

Alright. You are doing a great job. Keep it up sir.