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bobcharly(m): 1:25pm On Apr 29, 2015
the only ways...
money(M)
make money(MM)
make more money(MMM)
make more millions of money(MMMM)
make more millions of magnificent money(MMMMM)

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adanduka: 1:26pm On Apr 29, 2015
And after the marriage you'll open a thread
"Please help, my marriage is in trouble' lipsrsealed
2sex(m): 1:27pm On Apr 29, 2015
Truckpusher:
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.

Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex. tongue
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Sunnyade01(m): 1:28pm On Apr 29, 2015
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petkoffDrake(m): 1:28pm On Apr 29, 2015
if this makes front page, I'll dance shoki from Nigeria to Zambia

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ElFenomeno1: 1:29pm On Apr 29, 2015
Hot nonsense
Get lost OP!
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Nobody: 1:30pm On Apr 29, 2015
Truckpusher:
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.

Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex. tongue


No mind dat mumu irunobo girl
braine(m): 1:31pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!
Lol. This is a really nice piece. I particularly like number 2. Straight up.
Akalia(m): 1:31pm On Apr 29, 2015
number 4 is funny, lol. well I opine Nigerian girls fall for money, class and looks. everyday Nigga knows this.

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firstolalekan(m): 1:32pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!
Nice piece

Nicepoker(m): 1:32pm On Apr 29, 2015
The only smart way is for U To be successful.
condralbede(m): 1:33pm On Apr 29, 2015
Tell her that dangote is your daddygrin cool
moonraker(m): 1:33pm On Apr 29, 2015
nah angry too work work.... no offence to Nigerian women but what do the women offer in response

to all the hard work that Nigerian men have to put in?? these sort of threads have to stop on here...

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Adyrin(m): 1:34pm On Apr 29, 2015
Your name alone scares her naw.....TRUCKPUSHER
Truckpusher:
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.

Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex. tongue
Koolking(m): 1:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:

This may be true but I'm totally not in of it.

Any man who does this to me will not be happy in that marriage. He should go and look for his own fresh girl and put a ring on her finger not to steal my own.

Ogun will strike such man and the yeye weakling of a girl for falling easily. angry

You should be the happiest man knowing another man has decided to bear your miseries. If she accepts another man in her engaged state then she obviously wasnt in love with you but only played you to settle down with you but F**k another man thereafter. Like they say, a broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

Trying to save your life yet you are complaining they should wait until you die first.

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siegfried99(m): 1:36pm On Apr 29, 2015
grin cool
abbey621(m): 1:37pm On Apr 29, 2015
Young men listen up, there's only one sure way to have women swarming over you and that is to have plenty of money, with money comes great confidence and with great confidence comes leadership. Ever wonder why geeks like Bill gates, Zuckerberg and others are able to marry gorgeous chicks, it's simple: Money, Money , Money!!!!! Money will get you the girl, now keeping her is another story grin grin grin grin

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omoharry(f): 1:39pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:

HeHeHeHe...

Tosyne2much you don hear? grin

Oya time to pack comot for my house I no want make you spoil my chances of marrying that girl wey I dey eye since. grin

funny u.... grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Koolking(m): 1:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy?

2. Be Bold and Blunt:

3. Let your first date be in her parents house:

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter:

LOL!!!

Dude, forget this epistle. The only language are

1. Money

2. More money

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goingsolo: 1:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
wetin concern me

Okuda(m): 1:43pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:

That's how we roll cool

keep deceiving yourself.

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captainbaroni(m): 1:43pm On Apr 29, 2015
i love you man
you are right
mistabiola: 1:44pm On Apr 29, 2015
chimkaire:
I bumped into this, unintentional nii grin grin cheesy lipsrsealed

No3 is true though tongue

sucess001(m): 1:51pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!


love the write up especially the spice of humor. Nice!
naijaboiy: 1:52pm On Apr 29, 2015
Okuda:


keep deceiving yourself.
Please I don't have time for inconsequential dolts. grin

Just swerve real fast.

<------------------ to the Left grin

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prettyrosiemua(f): 1:58pm On Apr 29, 2015
The point about girls who wear engagement ring is so true. Guys shouldn't leave an engagement ring on a girls finger for more than 3 months. Only engage her when u're ready to settle down.

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jamillion: 1:59pm On Apr 29, 2015
Hmm! All's fair in love and war? Pls enlight me on the topic ,I like love stories
GabrielShaze(m): 1:59pm On Apr 29, 2015


4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.


I fit laugh die. Na real hailing! grin grin grin
BOUNTYDOG(m): 1:59pm On Apr 29, 2015
sinizia:
One smart way to make a TYPICAL Nigerian lady marry you - BE RICH and successful.. Shikena.

Summarise the op in 2 words
1.Persistence
2.Commitment

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krrixchase(m): 2:00pm On Apr 29, 2015
" one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her"

now dis got me laughing... They will be like " Aunty fine bros babe.. Welcome o".. U nailed this one man.. Nice

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holluwai(m): 2:01pm On Apr 29, 2015
The 4th point is so funny!
livinbygrace: 2:02pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!

I believe in point No.4.Talking from personal experience .

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