NewStats: 3,265,557 , 8,187,211 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 06:16 PM 1m6m3i

GloriousGbola:


Ibime do have em

That your other cousin wey dey subscribe to pastor 5G and

It's a naija thing for whatever reason. Religiosity flows into idolatry.

raumdeuter:






One Pastor Fufeyin wey VDM dey drag that time dey sell keys to heaven, Water from Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_-Hf8g6FE

Is the full movie available on Netflix? I dey always gbadun fantasy and adventure movies or series.

raumdeuter:


If the men over 40 are also a part of the "game" and in the pipeline to benefit from the church money and influence then I have no problems with that. Na hustle and we all dey kiss the behind of our bosses at work. So no different

But if you genuinely believe the lamba being shared then no hope. Like keys from heaven, Kneeling in front of map to pray for Ukraine, Driving on empty tnk from Abuja to Lagos, Or Jesus ed to drink your tea, 5G created covid

Below are clips of Pastor Ibiyeomie sharing his lamba about touching speakers and falling

https://x.com/dammiedammie35/status/1930748928481546653
https://x.com/yabaleftonline/status/1931006936910110786

One Pastor Fufeyin wey VDM dey drag that time dey sell keys to heaven, Water from Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_-Hf8g6FE

Fufeyin na conman wey no send anybody papa . No matter the number of call outs he gets , Mugu must always fall and him being the guy man must always chop them and use their head .

Nothing wey that guy never do to make money from his “ministry “

BlueRayDick:


Fufeyin na conman wey no send anybody papa . No matter the number of call outs he gets , Mugu must always fall and him being the guy man must always chop them and use their head .

Nothing wey that guy never do to make money from his “ministry “

Na this niche of pastorpreneurs I gbadun , they know it's entertainment and don't care that we know it's entertainment hence they focus 100% on providing complete entertainment value.

Theflint1:
Na this niche of pastorpreneurs I gbadun , they know it's entertainment and don't care that we know it's entertainment hence they focus 100% on providing complete entertainment value.

And it is a very disturbing situation.

izzou:


And it is a very disturbing situation.

What makes it disturbing though?

What they're doing is not exactly illegal. If people seeing all the pastors are doing in open decide to stay plugged in, then it must be because the pastors are providing some value, be it entertainment, or a connection or illusion of a connection to the metaphysical.

LordAdam16:


Spent $300m+. Pledged $100m for mid .
Tesla revenue down 25% in one quarter.
Net worth down $50B since inauguration.
EV credits canceled. NASA wen dem use compensate am, Trump yank e boy nomination.
ATC contract, Trump say no way. Golden Shield contract, Trump say no way. Hegseth China briefing, Trump cancel am last minute.
FCC rural contract for Starlink of $1B wen Biden cancel, Trump neva shake body.
Meanwhile, Trump family dey make big, profitable billion-dollar moves for crypto. Nobody dey cough.

Better bad market.
E reach to change am for Trump.
You get mind 1 run person wen dem born for Africa street. E no know wetin dey our water. 🙂

Na why I say I understand him grievance.
Unfortunately, he went too far since he's on the spectrum.
But dem must call family meeting for the matter.
House Republicans cannot eat good in a $5T deficit bill and you dey put story make e sacrifice. Sacrifice for who?
Ogbeni, settle me jor!

-Lord

I always find it funny how you write your pidgin in italics as if it is an abomination or oddity? Come down off your horse and yarn pidgin normally, there is nothing unique or highlightable about it. As if putting it in italics will stop your white from staining. No be your papa publish Brighter Grammar abeg

BlueRayDick:
Egbon Raumdeuter and those wey really sabi gun well well , abeg shey na real gun be this for daddy G.O hand or na toy ? 🤷‍♂️

https://x.com/gossipmillnaija/status/1930962256805634386?s=46

The man doesn’t believe in Psalm 23

GloriousGbola:


Ibime do have em

That your other cousin wey dey subscribe to pastor 5G and

It's a naija thing for whatever reason. Religiosity flows into idolatry.

That one na rich man and a deacon in the Church by way of being in the 1% of Givers or however they arrange it. He always posts nonsense on family group from Pastor Chris, thank God WatsApp introduced archive feature so I don't have to be deleting nonsense every day. But I can't fault him, because money stops nonsense.

This other one na poor man wey done dey go Adefarasin church for like 15 years and nothing come out. One of my other friend who likes to beggi beggi is also a longtime member there, even when his son was dying, and needed urgent life saving surgery, the church won't help him, na to dey speak funê upandan

LordAdam16:


In America, don't f*ck with people's money.
Elon did not run SpaceX with only his money. He did not rescue Tesla with only his money. He did not purchase X with only his money.
If you carry strong head, they'll bundle you out of your own company.
Did a democrat judge not cancel Musk's $56B Tesla compensation package and award $345m to the guys who sued him?
Why do you think Gwynne Shotwell is COO and President of SpaceX?

If Elon Musk becomes an impediment to progress of his companies, he'll be forced to step down.
Trillions are at stake. US national interests are at stake.
You think folks are going to sit and watch their billions disappear into thin air because a Sperg chose to pick a fight with POTUS.
Let's not talk about the US military. So Elon will say he wants to bar US military use of Starlink and General Caine will sit and twiddle his thumbs. How?

It's not about Trump. It's the power of office and the fact that Musk has powerful enemies who are looking for the slightest excuse.
A barely lucid Biden canceled his $56B pay and his $1B rural broadband contract, but he wants to duel with a vindictive Trump.

All Elon has done is the typical African breaking of bottle.
No b say e 1 fight. Na activity mk Trump for know say his patience is tired and that things gat change.
Trump cannot rob Peter (Elon) to pay Paul (special interest groups). Collect person $300m start dey blow "conflict of interest" grammar.
For this Washington?

-Lord

I agree with the general sentiment presented here, but disagree on the personalities involved, which I think you're conflating. A POTUS has power to weaken the richest man in the world, granted, but said person needs the ruthlessness & wickedness to achieve it, both of which Trump lacks. That's why I started by asking what so-called vindictive Trump has done about the people who literally tried to pick his top like the lottery. He has done ZILCH.

Instead, he's promoted them, appointed their cronies and continued to push the same agenda. In fact, apart from immigration, there's been no real difference between this istration and the one before. For e.g Deborah Birx that itted to misleading the president as CDC director, has been backchanneled to the same Trump istration through Palantir like you mentioned. So yea, I'm on record (as time will tell), saying Trump cannot do s**** to Elon. Absolutely nothing. That's a fact.

From Zelensky, Lindsey Graham, Thomas Tilis the list is endless. I can reel out names of people who bullied him and he cowered. He even asked his base to primary Massie but reelect Lindsey. That's not a POTUS who has any cojones. Everyone can see it. Do you think district judges would've challenged Biden the way they've done to Trump? LOL. You know the answer. The BBB that's the major cause of him and Elon's issue isn't even his bill. Johnson said they'd worked on it 14 months ago. Trump hasn't even been POTUS for half that. But he's fighting Elon on Truth Social rather than take charge of his govt where everyone undermines him.

Anyway, to avoid a much longer post. I'd just say, Operation Warp Speed? This is it ...again. Tomorrow isn't far. Breeze go soon blow.

izzou:

Nwanne, this over-sabi bot no go force me to get alternate. I refuse!

Theflint1:
What makes it disturbing though?

What they're doing is not exactly illegal. If people seeing all the pastors are doing in open decide to stay plugged in, then it must be because the pastors are providing some value, be it entertainment, or a connection or illusion of a connection to the metaphysical.

It's starting to look like hypnotism

In the wrong hands, these people can be brainwashed to do something else.

People cannot think for themselves anymore.

izzou:


It's starting to look like hypnotism

In the wrong hands, these people can be brainwashed to do something else.

People cannot think for themselves anymore.

Let’s be honest - poverty fuels overreligiousity in this country.
The loudest warriors for church and mosque matters are usually poor, desperate people, clinging to the hope that their suffering is caused by "generational curses" instead of failed systems and bad governance.
They get called “Papa,” and their most devoted clients are women struggling in marriages and broke people looking for miracles.
Sure, rich folks fall for it sometimes, but it’s usually the poor that keep the engine running.
Charisma + a crowd in pain = unlimited influence.

What’s crazy is this: people say only a revolution can fix Nigeria.
But the truth is, the only people who can actually spark one are these pastors and imams.
They’ve already brainwashed millions - if they chose to, they could decide elections overnight.
But they’re too busy milking their flock to care.

TemporaryHansel:

Let’s be honest - poverty fuels overreligiousity in this country.
The loudest warriors for church and mosque matters are usually poor, desperate people, clinging to the hope that their suffering is caused by "generational curses" instead of failed systems and bad governance.
They get called “Papa,” and their most devoted clients are women struggling in marriages and broke people looking for miracles.
Sure, rich folks fall for it sometimes, but it’s usually the poor that keep the engine running.
Charisma + a crowd in pain = unlimited influence.

What’s crazy is this: people say only a revolution can fix Nigeria.
But the truth is, the only people who can actually spark one are these pastors and imams.
They’ve already brainwashed millions - if they chose to, they could decide elections overnight.
But they’re too busy milking their flock to care.

Lolz 😂; Dey play !

Go to RCCG and see bank managers , senior managers in big companies and successful professionals washing toilets as workers in the church . Those are the ones keeping the engine running and not the poor folks .

The poor people are not even the ones that donate the most in those churches . There was a time one single individual donated a whole building in Lekki worth billions of naira to Oyedepo’s Winners Chapel .

raumdeuter:
Akwa Ibom

Oasisx don corner DissTroy

https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/8443975/akwa-ibom-state-governor-umo

LOL. I saw it coming by early last year like I mentioned here but I thought he was going to play the Wike card - to weaken the PDP from within while being pro-Tinubu/Akpabio.

Cue the #15 million luxury car quips when I'm being careful about dust I've raised calling out people loyal to him so lying low.

KingTom:

I wanted to even ask Diss.troy for the tea, girl has been accusing him of killing his wife, her mother and all other things. He's an occultist, a ritualist etc

I never really liked him because he was a:
1. Stooge Udom anointed, and;
2.He was riding on the coattails of being a clergyman (he pastored and founded a church). I don't trust people who make a public spectacle of their religiosity - it's mostly a cover for something clandestinely bad.

I do know he owns a chain of hotels and when I got an assistant to submit a proposal to one of outlets in the "E" city, I got personal enough to know everyone thought him too shrewd and steeped in machiavellianism. But most business men are cutthroats after all, right?

Never the occult or ritual part though. In fact, being a Pastor and openly Christian/anti-occult was what made him numero uno on the list.

Those with the supposed occult/cult ties were already being screened out as early as 2020 as possible candidates. I can't mention names for obvious reasons, but your guys should mention two names like the fairskinned smooth talker and the slim bald young man from the same Senatorial District.

BlueRayDick:


Lolz 😂; Dey play !

Go to RCCG and see bank managers , senior managers in big companies and successful professionals washing toilets as workers in the church . Those are the ones keeping the engine running and not the poor folks .

The poor people are not even the ones that donate the most in those churches . There was a time one single individual donated a whole building in Lekki worth billions of naira to Oyedepo’s Winners Chapel .

He is not completely wrong, The fervor which a society follows religion is directly related to how poor they are.
You think your problems in life was not "ordinary eyes" which can be solved by following a religious leader

There is an ecosystem that feeds this, when you are doing well at your career the churches will approach you and talk you into making you a minister or Pastor because having a big man Blueray raises the profile of the church even if you have 10 sidechics and are always drunk, They will give you a modified pathway that is not as stringent as those for poor people because they want to attract the rich elites to the church.

You wont tell Wigwe and the City of David crew not to drink alcohol or have sidechic or give bribes or practice corruption plus sharp business practices (As long as you pay tithes)

Its the parish at Akute Ajangbadi Okokomaiko that we have all the strict rules for. Na these people the Pastors will walk out if they come late to church or their phone ring inside service

KingTom, I explained it here in January, 2024. To clinch appointments and win elections in Akwa Ibom, of the criteria is being very churchy and with antecedence.

Akpabio was an "Elder".

Udom was "Deacon".

A Pastor was a no-brainer and was going to get . Plus he reportedly was in charge of hosting and lodging fathers of faith for interdenominational mega church conferences since '99 so was one of them.

DissTroy:

You don't want to know! You don't want to know! One of the sins of immediate-past Governor Udom Emmanuel.

Akwa Ibom is a very Christian state, and Christian leaders hold the aces and are very influential. They call them "Fathers of Faith" so whoever has the strongest ties with and to the Church wins elections landslide. That's why all our governors and highest-ranking politicians have "Pastor", " Deacon" and other such titles - even jettisoning their professional titles - when seeking political positions and consolidating on power.

You want to know how many Christian title conferments Godswill Akpabio has from the Methodist Church alone?

Udom built that International Worship Center to pacify the Christian leaders. It was needless since there are already two stadia in the state capital, and the very spacious Ibom Hall dedicated to such things.

Unless, of course, the incumbent Governor democratises access to it to be used for other purposes, it has no economic value. Beautiful? Yes. But pointless. That he completed it doesn't mean he didn't waste relatively scarce resources on it.

raumdeuter:
Alhaji Oasis Barka da sallah

On Ileya day you still dey busy g politicians

https://nairaland.macsoftware.info/8444838/akwa-ibom-governor-umo-eno

Edo no be Lagos - checked.
Delta - checked
Akwa-Ibom - checked
Cross River - checked tey tey
Rivers - medical completed
Bayelsa - still working on the add-ons but the deal is more than certain to happen.

By the time we are done with South-South, only Theflint1 and Amigoss would remain in the opposition from the Region. LOL!

raumdeuter:


He is not completely wrong, The fervor which a society follows religion is directly related to how poor they are.
You think your problems in life was not "ordinary eyes" which can be solved by following a religious leader

There is an ecosystem that feeds this, when you are doing well at your career the churches will approach you and talk you into making you a minister or Pastor because having a big man Blueray raises the profile of the church even if you have 10 sidechics and are always drunk, They will give you a modified pathway that is not as stringent as those for poor people because they want to attract the rich elites to the church.

You wont tell Wigwe and the City of David crew not to drink alcohol or have sidechic or give bribes or practice corruption plus sharp business practices (As long as you pay tithes)

Its the parish at Akute Ajangbadi Okokomaiko that we have all the strict rules for. Na these people the Pastors will walk out if they come late to church or their phone ring inside service

Baba , I’m telling u that he’s wrong saying it’s the poor people that keeps these church engine running . You made my point for me when u mentioned the late Herbert Wigwe and the city of David.

There are several rich men who worship at RCCG city of David for example ; I mean men who are capable of raising 1 billion naira within a week without much stress . In fact , some poor find their way to these churches because of the presence of these big men in the same church . I know people who have abandoned their local churches to those mega churches because they require assistance like university ission , jobs , business patronage , etc .

Na the rich and well to do guys Dey carry these churches , not the poor who contribute very little . It’s almost the same thing with white garment churches too. When they want to have harvests , u will see people based abroad donating cows and other material stuff towards the planning of the harvest . I know these things .

Blueraydick iamoyindamola

Watch this video and tell me why at 0:26 the man following one way. What type of punishment would be appropriate for him that will not be tagged as oppression of the common man

https://x.com/Hon_Jesugbemi/status/1930935315054707026?s=08

OasisX, I no see your hand ram o.

Meanwhile, it's about to go down and i will be there.

raumdeuter:
Blueraydick iamoyindamola

Watch this video and tell me why at 0:26 the man following one way. What type of punishment would be appropriate for him that will not be tagged as oppression of the common man

https://x.com/Hon_Jesugbemi/status/1930935315054707026?s=08

and if you block the one way driver he will start vibrating and paraing and insulting you.
if that guy whose son was killed had been confronted by anyone other than the task force, he would likely have physically attacked the person

For those that think Obidients are toxic, this is what buhari ers did after he lost. Same ers became part of APC.

liveLongNprospa:
In 2011, Deadly violence erupted the moment Good luck Jonathan was declared the winner of the then concluded Presidential Election, leading to death of 800 innocent people , including 10 corp :

1. Adewumi Seun (Ekiti)
2. Teidi Tosin (Kogi)
3. Adowei Elliot (Bayelsa)
4. Okpokiri Obinna (Abia)
5. Gbenjo Ayotunde (Osun)
6. Ukeoma Chibuzor (Imo)
7. Nwazema Chukwuonyerem (Imo)
8. Adeniji Jehleel (Osun)
9. Akonyi Sule (Kogi)
10. Anyanwu Agnes(Imo)

After this incident on April 2011, Muhammadu Buhari made the statement that "the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood" on May 14, 2011 should what happened in the election repeats itself.

liveLongNprospa:
For those that think Obidients are toxic, this is what buhari ers did after he lost. Same ers became part of APC.

How GEJ didn't arrest buhari for this sha

liveLongNprospa:
For those that think Obidients are toxic, this is what buhari ers did after he lost. Same ers became part of APC.

It's their MO, everybody knows that the APC is one of the most violent hate groups in the history of Nigeria.

Theflint1:
It's their MO, everybody knows that the APC is one of the most violent hate groups in the history of Nigeria.

We will assume you have never encountered PDP

https://thenationonlineng.net/dsp-orderly-beheaded-rivers-rerun/amp/

https://www.timesng.com/news/headlines/217686-nigerian-police-officer-beheaded-rivers-rerun-election.html?tztc=1

raumdeuter:
Blueraydick iamoyindamola

Watch this video and tell me why at 0:26 the man following one way. What type of punishment would be appropriate for him that will not be tagged as oppression of the common man

https://x.com/Hon_Jesugbemi/status/1930935315054707026?s=08

I think arrest and sentencing the driver to months of community service/labor would be a perfect punishment for such individual to deter him and others from taking such reckless decision in the future .

It’s always people who think they are wise and smart that always do that nonsense . He probably stays close to the junction he entered the one-way and doesn’t want to drive few hundreds of meters to make a u-turn to be on the right side of the road

BlueRayDick:


I think arrest and sentencing the driver to months of community service/labor would be a perfect punishment for such individual to deter him and others from taking such reckless decision in the future .

It’s always people who think they are wise and smart that always do that nonsense . He probably stays close to the junction he entered the one-way and doesn’t want to drive few hundreds of meters to make a u-turn to be on the right side of the road

Given how unstructured Nigeria is and the potential for accident, community service might be too lenient for him
There was a time Fashola said before they can regain driving privileges he has to get a psychiatrist evaluation

In this case the police might impound the car and ask him to come bail it

This is in the same Ibadan where a man just lost his son due to police chase from one way

I was just watching the video and saw the car on opposite side, I initially though the other side was not yet open but I saw cars using the other way, but he is too sharp