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I chemistry in OAU that time,,na EFCC we dey call am cos those are the grades they give people most times 😁😁

I don't know if they've changed sha

franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public , Business and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.

You're the one who's wrong here.....

Basic123:

Medlab grandiosity no be here ooo.
One came to me and he started arguing a diagnosis. I asked him if he is a doctor he said yes,doctor of lab.That he can interpret result.

If he studied the D.MLS in Ghana, India or US, yes he is a Doctor of MedLab.

And yes, interpreting medical laboratory results accrued from clinical laboratory testing methodologies is within the purview of the job of the Medical Lab Scientist/Biomedical Scientist. Ask Grok or Meta.

This is also dependent on the level of education, training and experience of the Scientist.

For instance, to perform and interpret High-complexity test in the US, you would need higher experience as an MLS, specialized training or even an M.Sc. In the UK, you would need to be a Specialist Biomedical Scientist on a higher Band. Any well-grounded MLS can interpreted Low-Medium complexity tests.

The same thing applies to physicians, you can't compare a fresh Post-NYSC green-horn physician to a Consultant in Nephrology.

franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public , Business and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.

In my days as Mechanical Engineering student in the university, we were 71 boys one girl. That girl self, she ed us in 200 level, if she was fine, stress didn't allow it to show. They use to make jest of us that we always took calculators to parties.

It's still fine.

RepoMan007:
Engineering - Zealous and most hardcore Cultists

This is true

CJStarz:

Hahahaha... na inferiority complex be your problem 😂😂😂

Na you get inferiority complex.

Was totally unnecessary to mention " Oyinbo" in your comment.

Even IF you manage to snag a White, I can bet you're her house Niggah.

🧠 Department with the Highest Number of Mumus – PHILOSOPHY

Philosophy students overthink simple things. Instead of greeting you with "Hi," they’ll ask:
❓ "What is Hi? What is the meaning of greeting?"
❓ "If I say Hi, does that mean I exist?"
Abeg, shift!

Are you serious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing truer about physic female student.

During my days they declare computer science as Autonomous department. Glad they later upgraded it to a full faculty. Lecturers and students head for Computer science no dey correct. On a low CSC students are very serious and hard-working.

Make I no just talk wetin dey my mouth because na both courses I study

Buharidgeneral:
Up ing Dept
But we no dey wear tie and suit like that unlike Banking and finance students

franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public , Business and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.

I don't think u are a medical or health student living on the same campus with Nursing students. If u are one of us, u wouldn't doubt that description of Nursing students. They do the 3. They read, go posting and go clubs for hook up. That's what they are known for. Most of their clients are the rich dudes they meet in clinics.

Chemistry is one of the toughest course to study. I pity them when I see them trying to balance organic synthesis and reaction

DNAPro:


If he studied the D.MLS in Ghana, India or US, yes he is a Doctor of MedLab.

And yes, interpreting medical laboratory results accrued from clinical laboratory testing methodologies is within the purview of Medical Lab Scientist/Biomedical Scientist. Ask Grok or Meta.

This is also dependent on the level of education, training and experience of the Scientist.

For instance, to perform and interpret High-complexity test in the US, you would need higher experience as an MLS, specialized training or even a M.Sc. In the UK, you would need to be a Specialist Biomedical Scientist on a higher Band.

The same thing applies to physicians, you can't compare a fresh Post-NYSC green-horn physician to a Consultant in Nephrology.

But he is not a medical doctor right?
There is a clear cut job description
He is not meant to make diagnosis and formulate management plan.He can't become a medical doctor
through the backdoor.

His doctor is like that of a Ph.d holder.
If he so much desires to be making diagnosis and manage patient he should enrol in a medical school.

lol RADIOGRAPHY —-just snap your ribs and be going. I just laughed

fernandoc:
You sound like a very excited 9 year old.

does written words generate sound?

Fiscus105:



You are ants so far, you graduated, but not practising ants.

It is unbelievable! With their overflowing job vacancies wey full everywhere

My brother it is unfathomable that he's not practicing. The thing just tire me.

Where can't they work apart from bank? Even In schools, hospitals, hotels,
Name it... They are needed everywhere

Basic123:

But he is not a medical doctor right?
There is a clear cut job description
He is not meant to make diagnosis and formulate management plan.He can't become a medical doctor
through the backdoor.

His doctor is like that of a Ph.d holder.
If he so much desires to be making diagnosis and manage patient he should enrol in a medical school.

If he graduated from those places I mentioned earlier or has a PhD..He is a Doctor of MedLab and a primus inter pares in his field.

The Physician has his own job description, just as the Pharmacist does..

The MLS guy did not tell you he is a Physician. He is a Medical Scientist and his opinion on Medical Diagnostics cannot be dismissed. He definitely knows more than you do on Medical Laboratory procedures and the validity of clinical laboratory testing. That is his field and he is expected to be an authority therein. He does not need to back to any school to claim what he already has, if wishes to remain and practice in Medical Laboratory Science which basically involves the study, investigation and diagnosis of diseases in the medical laboratory.

Just as the opinion of a Pharmacist on drugs cannot be dismissed by a Physician. It is not about ego, it is about the lives on the line. The Pharmacist is king in that field.

If you had told us the MLS guy was arguing with you about Surgical procedures, then I would fault him, as that is not within the purview of his training.

We must not mislead people here on public platforms, because you feel the urge to sustain a certain bias or agenda.

Oracle411:
That ing Dept is true. We used to wear shirts and pants and tuck in. Practicing what we'll be wearing in future. Today, most of us are not even ants

Chai… you no do ican?

Truly you are EDUCATED.Some clowns on this thread went to higher institutions but are not educated.

DNAPro:


If he graduated from those places I mentioned earlier or has a PhD..He is a Doctor of MedLab and a primus inter pares in his field.

The Physician has his own job description, just as the Pharmacist does..

The MLS guy did not tell you he is a Physician. He is a Medical Scientist and his opinion on Medical Diagnostics cannot be dismissed. He definitely knows more than you do on Medical Laboratory procedures and the validity of clinical laboratory testing. That is his field and he is expected to be an authority therein. He does not need to back to any school to claim what he already has if wishes to remain and practice in Medical Laboratory Science.

Just as the opinion of a Pharmacist on drugs cannot be dismissed by a Physician. It is not about ego, it is about the lives on the line. The Pharmacist is king in that field.

If you had told us the MLS guy was arguing with you about Surgical procedures, then I would fault him, as that is not within the purview of his training.

We must not mislead people here on public platforms, because you feel the urge to sustain a certain bias or agenda.

Stop calling CS students fraudsters I am a Computer Engineer and I don't do fraud pls. I work legit and make my money with a proud profession. Stop making assumptions bro, not cool.

Kalatium:
💊 Department with the Highest Number of Sleep-Deprived Zombies – PHARMACY

Pharmacy students don’t sleep. If you mistakenly date a Pharmacy student, be ready for midnight calls—but not the romantic type. Instead, she’ll be crying about drug interactions and pharmacokinetics.


🦴 Department with the Highest Number of Proud Students – RADIOGRAPHY

Radiography students move around like they are the CEO of X-ray machines. They always say:
✔️ "Do you know I see what doctors cannot see?"
Bros, just snap your ribs and be going.


🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Local-Minded Boys – MEDICAL LAB SCIENCE (MLS)

These ones believe they are better than everyone in the medical field. They will tell you,
✔️ "Without us, doctors cannot diagnose anything!"
Okay, bros, take your test tube and shift.


📐 Department with the Highest Number of Invisible Students – QUANTITY SURVEY

Nobody really knows what Quantity Survey students do. They exist, but at the same time, they don’t. You’ll only see them when money is involved.


✝️ Department with the Highest Number of Pretenders – RELIGIOUS STUDIES

These ones pray in the morning and fornicate at night. The brothers will preach to you about "keeping yourself pure" while still texting hostel girls "WYD? 😏" at midnight.

🌿 Department with the Most "Confused Scientists" – BIOLOGY

Biology students be learning about plants, animals, cells, and evolution, but after graduation, they are the first to sell human hair and organic skincare products. Instead of working in a lab, they end up saying:
✔️ "This soap will clear your acne in 7 days!"
Bros, na lecturer teach you that one?


📏 Department with the Highest Number of People Who Regret Their Life Choices – MATHEMATICS

Mathematics students start off thinking they’ll be the next Einstein. Then reality hits when they enter 400 level and they’re solving equations that even AI cannot explain. Their favorite phrase is:
✔️ "I fit change course like this?"
Bros, it’s too late! Just solve your X and move on.


🗺️ Department with the Most Lost Students – GEOGRAPHY

Geography students will teach you longitude and latitude, but ask them for directions to a place, they’ll still use Google Maps. These ones know about the climate of Antarctica but can’t predict if it will rain in their own area.


🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Students That Look Like Mad Scientists – BIOCHEMISTRY

Biochemistry students always look stressed. Their entire life is just chemical formulas and lab coats stained with things nobody understands. They will tell you:
✔️ "I can work in pharmaceuticals, hospitals, and research."
But after graduation, they’re teaching in secondary schools.


🏡 Department with the Highest Number of Students Who Think They’re Landlords – ESTATE MANAGEMENT

These ones believe they will own all the houses in Lekki one day. They talk about "real estate" and "ive income," but if you check well, most of them are still squatting in hostel.


📐 Department with the Most Perfectionists – ARCHITECTURE

Architect students? Forget it! These ones don’t sleep! They’re always drawing one impossible house design that no one will ever build.
They will complain:
✔️ "I haven’t slept in 3 days because of this project."
Bros, nobody send you o!

Final Thoughts – No Vex, Just Facts!

If you laughed, you have sense of humor. If you’re offended, truth dey pain.

Which one do you agree or disagree with? Drop your thoughts! Tag your friends! Let’s laugh together!

Which department do you think is the worst? Let’s settle this once and for all!

Geology students
We are great,cool but results the make us regret the course at times

@POV, you are 99.9% correct. Well done 👍 ✅

Biochemistry students are truly stressed. May God help our career. Biochemists are the backbone of Medicine. Our research is what advances medicine.

Kalatium:
If you’ve ever been in a Nigerian university, you already know every department has its own unique "flavor." Some are filled with bookworms, others are full of party animals, and a few? Well… let's just say you’ll need to hold your wallet tight.

So, let’s break it down department by department—and don’t be offended if you see yours here. Truth is bitter, but na facts we go talk!


🏥 Department with the Highest Number of Coded Runz girls – NURSING

If you’re looking for baddies with fine face, tiny waist, and scrubs that hug their curves too tight, nursing is the place. These babes know how to "care" for people, but let’s just say, some of them extend that care beyond the hospital wards. You think you’re dating a nurse? Bros, check her shift schedule well o!



🎙️ Department with the Highest Number of Talk-Actives – MASS COMMUNICATION

If you mistakenly start a conversation with a Mass Com student, just prepare yourself like you’re entering an oral exam. These people can talk from Lagos to London without stopping for water. Even their sleep talk is well-structured like a news report.


🌱 Department with the Highest Number of Dirty Boys – AGRIC & FST (Food Science & Technology)

If you see a guy wearing slippers with cracked heels, dirt under his nails, and smelling of fertilizer, just know he's from Agric. These ones don’t bath regularly because "we work with nature." And FST boys? If they ever offer you food, check if it’s experimental o!


🚧 Department with the Highest Number of Muscular Girls – CIVIL ENGINEERING

These girls don’t do "baby girl life." Their biceps alone can carry a bag of cement. If your babe is a Civil Engineer, she can help you fight your landlord and even build your future house by herself. No stress!


⚖️ Department with the Highest Number of Arguments – LAW

Law students don’t just talk, they argue with sense and confidence. Even if you greet them "Good morning," they will first define "morning" under Section 2, Subsection 4 of the Nigerian Time Act. Bros, avoid dating a Law babe if you hate arguments—she will win every fight before you even open mouth.


🧪 Department with the Most Serious Students – CHEMISTRY

These ones read like their life depends on it (and to be honest, it does). If you mistakenly interrupt their study session, they will look at you like one chemical reaction that failed. But no wahala, at least their future is "stable."

🧫 Department with the Highest Number of Dullards – MICROBIOLOGY

These ones will cram "Bacillus anthracis" today and forget it tomorrow. After graduation, if you ask them the difference between bacteria and virus, they’ll say "I don forget that one o."


💉 Department with the Highest Number of Ajebutter (Rich Kids) – MEDICINE

Medical students be acting like they are the most important people on campus. Their parents send them weekly allowance in dollars and they spend half of their time complaining about "stress." Meanwhile, na them dey chop life .

🕵️ Department with the Highest Number of Thieves – PUBLIC ISTRATION

If you ever lost something in a class with Pub students, just count it as charity. These guys don’t steal, they "divert resources" like politicians. If you mistakenly borrow a biro from them, just go and buy another one.

📖 Department with the Highest Number of "I Can Work Anywhere With My Degree" Attitude – SOCIOLOGY

Sociology students believe they are too versatile. Ask them their career plan, and they’ll say:
✔️ "I can work in HR."
✔️ "I can work in the bank."
✔️ "I can be a politician."
Bros, just say you’re confused.


📚 Department with the Highest Number of Crammers – ENGLISH

These ones don't study, they cram and pour everything out during exams. Their motto is "Forget after writing." If you ask them to define "onomatopoeia" after graduation, na wahala be that.


🧠 Department with the Highest Number of Mumus – PHILOSOPHY

Philosophy students overthink simple things. Instead of greeting you with "Hi," they’ll ask:
❓ "What is Hi? What is the meaning of greeting?"
❓ "If I say Hi, does that mean I exist?"
Abeg, shift!

💻 Department with the Highest Number of Fresh Boys & Yahoo Boys – COMPUTER SCIENCE

If you see a light-skinned guy with earrings, iPhone, and expensive sneakers, just know he's a Comp Sci student. Some are coding websites, others are coding "client format."


👔 Department with the Best Corporate Dressing – ING

ants dress like they are going for job interviews every day. Even under the hot sun, these guys are rocking suit and tie.

🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Stingy Guys – ECONOMICS & POLITICAL SCIENCE

These guys have money, but you will never see it. If you date them, be ready to split bills 50-50, even on your birthday. They believe in "economic management of resources."


⚰️ Department with the Highest Number of Ugly Girls – PHYSICS

For some reason, Physics babes dey always resemble Einstein. Maybe it's all the calculations, but beauty and Physics no too mix.

🎭 Department with the Highest Number of Talented & Tomboy Girls – ANATOMY

These girls are either future surgeons or footballers. If you have an Anatomy babe, better get ready for "boyfriend treatment"—because she’s the one who will open doors for you.

🏫 Faculty with the Most Confused People – EDUCATION

Education students? Even they don’t know what they are doing. Inside Education, you will find:
✔️ TVE
✔️ AVE
✔️ HVE
✔️ EVE
Bros, na confusion full there!

Nawa for Physics, Agric & FST. This one hit hard.

You try o abi na time you too get? Make some people no come dey sorry for the course wey dem dey read o! Lol

DNAPro:


If he graduated from those places I mentioned earlier or has a PhD..He is a Doctor of MedLab and a primus inter pares in his field.

The Physician has his own job description, just as the Pharmacist does..

The MLS guy did not tell you he is a Physician. He is a Medical Scientist and his opinion on Medical Diagnostics cannot be dismissed. He definitely knows more than you do on Medical Laboratory procedures and the validity of clinical laboratory testing. That is his field and he is expected to be an authority therein. He does not need to back to any school to claim what he already has if wishes to remain and practice in Medical Laboratory Science.

Just as the opinion of a Pharmacist on drugs cannot be dismissed by a Physician. It is not about ego, it is about the lives on the line. The Pharmacist is king in that field.

If you had told us the MLS guy was arguing with you about Surgical procedures, then I would fault him, as that is not within the purview of his training.

We must not mislead people here on public platforms, because you feel the urge to sustain a certain bias or agenda.

Making a diagnosis is still not within the purview of his training.Making diagnosisis beyond conducting lab test. There is a difference between medicine and medical lab science.Also,there is a difference between medicine and surgery.
You are the one misleading people here!

Simplybiz:
@POV, you are 99.9% correct. Well done 👍 ✅

Biochemistry students are truly stressed. May God help our career. Biochemists are the backbone of Medicine. Our research is what advances medicine.

One of the backbones!...The backbone of medicine are Anatomy and morbid anatomy,physiology and pharmacology then biochemistry/chemical pathology.
Then some elements of
biomedical statistics,psychology and social science.......they all form the basis of surgery,internal medicine,paediatrics,psychiatry and public health!
Medicine is not purely a SCIENCE!


And SOME of your research

franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public , Business and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.

Most engineering brainiest are in Computer Engineering and Electrical Electronic Engineering followed by Civil and Mechanical in many institutions that offer them across the world. Computer Engineering and Electrical Electronic Engineering see themselves as the smartest people on earth and being the reason they dominate almost first 10 richest men in the world while many silent billionaire software engineers plenty in the world rank. Medicine level brains can't be compared with their engineering counterparts because almost every device from simple to complex that make doctors work smarters are designed by engineers and programmers for them to use.

The only reason medicine is respected is because they deal with human beings which must be handled with care while engineers handle machines that has no life. Med one is not about wealth Creation, but care for life. Doctors are comfortable with being averagely rich, but engineering and computing have opportunity to create wealth and that is why they dominate world richest chart more than other professions. So, with these; they believe they are smarter. Anyway not really coincidence; many of those doing engineering and medicine were brilliant from secondary science classes, and either potential engineering or medicine candidate usually lead WAEC, NECO and Jamb almost on yearly basis

Unfortunately my departure no dey there, Nursing. But the write up is funny.

That Sociology own ehn . Na wetin we dey use hype ourselves that time for school.
"We can work anywhere"

So, for your mind you made sense, say English and other art courses are useless courses that ajebutter study.

What do you know? Empty head.

franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public , Business and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.

Op God bless you 🤣🤣🤣 . You really wrote it from experience.. 75% correct.

I'm yet to meet chemistry University graduate that is with upper that is a dullard.

Very versatile set of people..

You may likely not even beat them in physics or mathematics or anything they read through.

You find them plenty in banks they are top performers in any field outside chemistry they find themselves.. that I started to wonder .

Employ a chemistry graduate teach them anything await them to beat the traffic even rediscover new way.

Very abstract people