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Guys, let's play a little simulation game. Build your ideal woman with ₦1000, with the following attributes.

Let's go! 😄

Here's mine:

Being godly automatically comes with being respectful and faithful.

So, my ideal woman:

Godly= 300
Intelligent= 500
Beauty = 200

That would do for me. The others are secondary. We can learn to cook together.

Who big breasts and buttocks epp?

Good in bed? That's dicey. It's important but marriage is much more than that. As long as she doesn't deny me my conjugal sexual right, then we can always find a way to work around that.

Funny? I only need a woman with a sound mind. If she's not funny, at least she's not dull or sadistic. Being intelligent and godly can make up for that, because a godly woman knows to always be in joy.

So yeah, that's it for me. 😊

DestinedForGrea:
Here's mine:

Being godly automatically comes with being respectful and faithful.

So, my ideal woman:

Godly= 300
Intelligent= 500
Beauty = 200

That would do for me. The others are secondary. We can learn to cook together.

Who big breasts and buttocks epp?

Good in bed? That's dicey. It's important but marriage is much more than that. As long as she doesn't deny me my conjugal sexual right, then we can always find a way to work around that.

Funny? I only need a woman with a sound mind. If she's not funny, at least she's not dull or sadistic. Being godly can make up for that, because a godly woman knows to always be in joy.

So yeah, that's it for me. 😊

Don't say that my brother, if I don't see breast in a week to suck, my body will be itchinge

Good in bed-200 ( some gals can make u crazy and u forget ur name)
Faithful -300 ( i cant come and father anoda persons pikin)
Respect-300 ( A man's currency is the respect given to him by his wife. No man can run a home when their is no respect. Infact, a man dont want love but he wants respect )
funny -200 ( No be every time u go dey vex na. Dey lively for us na. Be my friend not my enemy ).
Worthy of mentioning but cant pick it because of how expensive it is "intelligence".
For the godly aspect, it is also nice but menh, a woman can be godly and dont have respect for her husband except her pastor. She can be godly and attach godliness to every thing we do. Be it finance, sex live, social live etc.............

Lastly, beauty dances to the rhythm of perspective." With money, she can become beautiful. In fact no woman ugly, na say she no get money. Give r money and take care of r.. Beauty go show

Beauty
Godly
Respectful
Good cook

Stephenmouka:


Don't say that my brother, if I don't see breast in a week to suck, my body will be itchinge

You need help bros.

gunners160:
Good in bed-200 ( some gals can make u crazy and u forget ur name)
Faithful -300 ( i cant come and father anoda persons pikin)
Respect-200 ( A man's currency is the respect given to him by his wife. No man can run a home when their is no respect. Infact, a man dont want love but he wants respect )

A man doesn't want love? That's not true.

What is marriage without love? If a woman only respects a man without loving him, then that's a conditional respect.

By the way, your money never finish o. 😀

Faithful... 100
Intelligence..100 (make she no wise me)
Beauty...300
Big Breast... 100 (the smaller the better)
Big ass... 900
Godly... 100
Respectful... 100
Good in bed...400
Good cook...300 (I'm already good in that aspect)

Funny ...100 (if she's too funny, that means she's wise so 100 is enough. Make she no too funny)

DestinedForGrea:

A man doesn't want love? That's not true.

What is marriage without love? If a woman only respects a man without loving him, then that's a conditional respect.

By the way, your money never finish o. 😀

a woman does not love...... A man only love....... Women love are conditional and they will always give it to their children. Respect is the only currency a man needs in marriage...... Know this and know peace

gunners160:
a woman does not love...... A man only love....... Women love are conditional and they will always give it to their children. Respect is the only currency a man needs in marriage...... Know this and know peace

What is your definition of love?

DestinedForGrea:

What is your definition of love?

. A selfless and unconditional care for others. Now going by that definition, do women love "selflessly" or "unconditionally"? If you can answer that then u get ur answer..... Just know this as a man and have peace

Big breasts - ₦500
Big Nyash - ₦500
The rest are irrelevant. 😏

Everyday247:
Big breasts - ₦500
Big Nyash - ₦500
The rest are irrelevant. 😏

gunners160:
. A selfless and unconditional care for others. Now going by that definition, do women love "selflessly" or "unconditionally"? If you can answer that then u get ur answer..... Just know this as a man and have peace

Well, you just gave a basic definition of love, which is obviously correct. I would like you to define love from the perspective of marriage, and more specifically for the different parties involved.

RealityKings1:
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Faithful... 2
Intelligence..1 (make she no wise me)
Big ass... 600
Beauty...300
Big Breast... 1
Godly... 1 naira
Respectful... 5 (so that she go quick dey enter trouble and need my help)

Good in bed..55

Good cook...10 (I'm already good in that aspect)

Funny ...10 (if she's too funny, that means she's wise so 10 is enough. Make she no too funny)

Bros which kind skata-skata spending be this? 😂

Each attribute has a specific price tag. You can't pay ₦10 for something worth ₦300 or ₦200.

You can't have it all, so arrange this thing well, make I see wetin dey your eyes.

Is there a place they sell virginity for 1500? I will add my extra #500 to the #1000 you're giving to me
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

Can I use all the 1k to buy Ass?

DestinedForGrea:

Well, you just gave a basic definition of love, which is obviously correct. I would like you to define love from the perspective of marriage, and more specifically for the different parties involved.

The fact is the concept " Love" has no universally accepted definition, it is based on how you decide to conceptualize it. In of marriage, the concept called love is different, in of a man and woman relationship, the concept " Love" is different. However, one thing for sure is that a woman's love to her husband will always be CONDITIONAL. In fact she stays because the man is fulfilling a certain condition. It might be financial, spiritual, bedmatics and even just by being the father of her children amongst other. The only difference is the preference of every woman is different. Just as as the saying "what rocks your boat might sink mine". This assertion is well ed by common words said by women like " I am staying in this marriage because of the children". However, you hardly here " I am staying in this marriage because of my husband". If you are a football lover you must be conversant with what happened to Kyle Walker and Pep. These case and many others are all practical examples of " WOMEN DONT LOVE". Just know this and know peace.
Finally, please I am not advocating for men not to marry or men not to love their women ooo. Please just know that the notion of love is "conditional" for women" and "unconditional" for men......

very funny thread

Everyday247:
Big breasts - ₦500
Big Nyash - ₦500
The rest are irrelevant. 😏

You are the real og, don't you want i.q for your woman
You want everything to sup up in front and back

1) Godly - a Godly woman will be faithful and respectful.
2) intelligent- that covers the outer beauty
3) Good cook- nothing like smiling and perceiveing the aweet aroma of your woman's food. It the joy of eating good food.

Respectful
Godly
Good in bed
Good cook


If she is Godly...she should be faithful and intelligent 🤓

keemsleek:


1) Godly - a Godly woman will be faithful and respectful.
2) intelligent- that covers the outer beauty
3) Good cook- nothing like smiling and perceiveing the aweet aroma of your woman's food. It the joy of eating good food.

She fit dey Godly, make she no dey respectful...and can be respectful and not Godly


They are Mutually exclusive.

Starz825:


She fit dey Godly, make she no dey respectful...and can be respectful and not Godly


They are Mutually exclusive.

The term "Godly" refers to something or someone that is:

1. *Pious*: Showing reverence and obedience to God or a higher power.
2. *Righteous*: Morally upright, just, and virtuous.
3. *Devout*: Deeply committed to one's faith and spiritual practices.
4. *Holy*: Set apart for sacred purposes, pure, and untainted by sin.

1. *Moral excellence*: Exhibiting exceptional moral character, such as comion, kindness, and humility.
2. *Spiritual maturity*: Demonstrating a deep understanding and application of spiritual principles in daily life.
3. *Faithfulness*: Remaining loyal and dedicated to one's faith, values, and principles.

In essence, "Godly" represents a way of living that honors and reflects the character of God or a higher power, and is often associated with qualities like love, forgiveness, and selflessness.

Hope you get it now.

Faithful = 300
Respectful = 300
Good cook = 200
Good in bed = 200

Okay

Big ass 500– sure banker
Big breast 500

I will borrow 200 for good in bed

Shikena

Everyday247:
Big breasts - ₦500
Big Nyash - ₦500
The rest are irrelevant. 😏

A man after my own heart. May you proper in all your ways

Na waa. Nairaland and play

With the #1,000, I'd buy TWO apples and a bottle of water.

NO need to waste money building CALAMITY for myself with my own hands.

Wetin dey there to build?

E no get how you build 9ja girl reach, na ashawo she go still be. Kissssss!

Faithful
Respectful
Good in bed and
a Good cook

Use the money to eat.
Even God could not build an ideal woman, she still defied Him right there in His garden.

Big ass 500
Good cook 200
faithful 300