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Damnnn niggar

Hope I'm not the only one addicted to this because I'm beginning to get scared




I spend almost all my hours in the toilet instead of living room this days

My toilet gives me more vibes than any where else in the world...
The thing is even affecting my social life...I just prefer staying in here instead of going out
I have a smart HD tv..but guess what for over a year now have not switched it on...I just prefer staying inside the toilet

The only time I manage to come out sometimes is when my woman or any woman comes around...

Na gbedu you dey go enjoy for toilet.

Life is full of shit, u know...

🤭

It's called "rest room" for a reason.

A place to rest and meditate on your life's mistakes and seek amendments.

A place to plan your daily or weekly activities.

A place to reply mentions, emails, WhatsApp and Facebook messages.

A place to watch short videos online.

A place to puff your 4:20 in peace.


I just realised now I spend more time in my rest room than in my sitting room.

Normal stuff...

I prefer spending my day at my backyard every evening, just like this....... I see that as a way of restoring my sanity back after everyday's madness on the road..

MMempire:
Na gbedu you dey go enjoy for toilet.

Damnnn niggar

As in ehnnn

Nowhere else dey give me joy again except this my bathroom
The thing is becoming something else

Zonefree:
It's called "rest room" for a reason.

A place to rest and meditate on your life's mistakes and seek amendments.

A place to plan your daily or weekly activities.

A place to reply mentions, emails, WhatsApp and Facebook messages.

A place to watch short videos online.

A place to puff your 4:20 in peace.


I just realised now that I spend more time in my rest room than in my sitting room.

Damnnn niggar

You must be a real niggarrr

If you used a pit toilet or entered the bush for stooling, would this be the case? Make I fold arms look you.

U dey masturbate and do drugs inside toilet. Those are the only things that keep someone busy in the toilet aside from the normal shitting and bathing. Quit drugs and masturbation and see if you will still enjoy chilling in the shitty room.

squash47:
U dey masturbate and do drugs inside toilet. Those are the only things that keep someone busy in the toilet aside from the normal shitting and bathing. Quit drugs and masturbation and see if you will still enjoy chilling in the shitty room.

Damnnn niggar

Funny enough I don't Masturbate

Op you're probably a stoner

How can you smoke weed regularly and expect to be normal. Na your weed dey work nah.

I do that too.
When I have my blunt and my device with me.
I also love it cus when my body is hot and on trips, I could easily on the shower.

The washroom is the most peaceful place in the house.

Stop smoking weed this boy...too much of everything is bad!...Real mentally strong men dey quit dope these days...nothing dey inside that shit...just eat well and drink responsibly...you will be fine!

If I go into the toilet with my phone, just know that it is going to be quite a while before I come out, without my phone, I can be out in a jiffy

marlow1962:
I do that too.
When I have my blunt and my device with me.
I also love it cus when my body is hot and on trips, I could easily on the shower.

The washroom is the most peaceful place in the house.

Damnnn niggar

So we are in this together

Nice one bro

I was almost scared

Bizmind95:
Stop smoking weed this boy...too much of everything is bad...Real strong men dey quit dope these days...nothing dey inside that shit...just eat well and drink responsibly...you will be fine!

Damnnn niggar

Weed is life

@slaawomirr

If it's beginning to affect key parts of your life, maybe you can look into new habits you can adopt

Nice bathroom you got there, by the way...

Weed is life

werisetogether:
@slaawomirr

If it's beginning to affect key parts of your life, maybe you can look into new habits you can adopt

Nice bathroom you got there, by the way...

Ur last sentence hasmade his day

Bro, how do you even get to this level? You’ve turned a place meant for quick business into your new headquarters. Carrying a laptop in there? Man, that’s next-level dedication—or madness.

Let’s not even talk about the weed influence. That stuff might be giving you the illusion of deep thoughts or vibes, but in reality, it’s pulling you away from reality. It’s isolating you and killing your motivation. That toilet vibe you think you’re finding? That’s just the weed fogging your brain.

You might be calling it vibes, but it’s more like running from life. You’ve got to step out of this toilet obsession and engage with the world. At least switch on that HD TV and remind yourself there’s more to life than porcelain reflections. And if this is weed talking, it’s high time you reconsider your choices because no sane person makes the toilet their main hangout spot.

Not related
How do I connect this my new Dell latitude laptop to my phone hotspot?

Baronthecelebri:
Weed is life

Damnnn niggar

You must be a real niggarrr

Na because your toilet clean nii

Caicedobets:
Not related
How do I connect this my new Dell latitude laptop to my phone hotspot?

On your hotspot nah , and look for search for WiFi with the left side search button

Rest room serving it purpose bro....

I sell herbs tho

Weed, laptop, gbedu... Nothing u wan tell me, u dey high guy. U no even know when u snap all d exhibit n do d post. May we not use our hand to invite........ I like ur toilet sha

Bizmind95:
Stop smoking weed this boy...too much of everything is bad!...Real mentally strong men dey quit dope these days...nothing dey inside that shit...just eat well and drink responsibly...you will be fine!

Stoner de advice stoner.

I cannot the last time I saw a bar of soap.

The day your phone enters the bowel or water pours on your gadget you no go ever try am because you go vex for your stupidity.

You're damaging your health slowly. Microorganisms are ubiquitous you know right? And the toilet is not exempted.

Ibkay32:
Bro, how do you even get to this level? You’ve turned a place meant for quick business into your new headquarters. Carrying a laptop in there? Man, that’s next-level dedication—or madness.

Let’s not even talk about the weed influence. That stuff might be giving you the illusion of deep thoughts or vibes, but in reality, it’s pulling you away from reality. It’s isolating you and killing your motivation. That toilet vibe you think you’re finding? That’s just the weed fogging your brain.

You might be calling it vibes, but it’s more like running from life. You’ve got to step out of this toilet obsession and engage with the world. At least switch on that HD TV and remind yourself there’s more to life than porcelain reflections. And if this is weed talking, it’s high time you reconsider your choices because no sane person makes the toilet their main hangout spot.

You made a point..he is being paranoid, perhaps afraid of being expose coz he's thinking he's living where people sees him always and recognises what he's doing for a living without knowing that majority of people has not noticed him