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JUST a Laffing Mata: 12 differences between a WIFE and a GIRLFRIEND

by Adeeko Olusegun


A) A wife fulfills our wishes as her dream. A girlfriend wants to fulfill her demands as a compulsory duty.

B) A wife loves us freely without being selfish. A girlfriend pretends to love us totally.


C) When a wife demands something and we forget to attend to it, she says, “Don’t worry. Next time, do it”; but a girlfriend will get mad at you.


D) When it is getting late and we haven’t arrived home, our wives get worried and want to know what is happening to us. But a girlfriend pretends to care, especially when we are in her presence.


E) A wife first asks about our welfare, but a girlfriend first asks about her gifts.


F) A wife makes God to be happy with us, but girlfriends make God to be unhappy with us.


G) A wife helps us, prays for us and saves us from many evils; but a girlfriend engages us in many evils.


H) A wife loves us even in the worst times of our life, but a girlfriend will leave us in the lurch.


I) A wife tries her best to understand our mistakes and problems, but a girlfriend doesn’t.


J) A wife is always ready to do anything for us, but not girlfriends.


K) A wife is our permanent lover, but girlfriends are temporary.


L) A wife helps us to make heaven, but girlfriends help us to get to hell fire!


So, dear husband, love your wife as she deserves it.

https://tribuneonlineng.com/just-a-laffing-mata-12-differences-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend/

Hahahaha...

Smh funny but smh True.

In all your getting Get a Wife not a Slut ooo

The whole thing is transactional this days...

It's all true.

Live a chaste lifestyle and stop hoeing around.

AIDS is real...

A wife gives you kids but girlfriends gives you AIDS.

Okay.

This would have been true if only ladies marry who they love and not who is readily available.
Nowhere near reality. In point of fact some girlfriends are more loyal than most wives would ever be.

Well, here's the major difference:
A wife is a girlfriend whose dowry is paid;
A girlfriend is a wife whose dowry is not paid.

Wife + girlfriend.. Women ing women

Dey play..just dey play.


The only notable distinction between the two is the ease of disentanglement.

Not always ooo.

Atimes, girlfriends are far better than some wives.

Some wives are just like enemy sent to bring down husbands.

Nevertheless, if one finds good wive, he gets favour from almighty God

This should have been 12 Differences between a GOOD WIFE and a GIRLFRIEND.
Because a Bad Wife is 10times worse than a girlfriend, & can send a man to his early grave.

No. 13::Na girlfriend wey loyal finish we go promote to the level of house wife.....

All I know is that BAT is coming!!!

Toun Terin ni o lo!
Itakun to ni K'Ajanaku ma wogbo!
Toun Terin Ni o lo!

Almost true

Seun and his s are always eager to shift anything that ridicules women to the front page of his mighty forum.

Amazing Stuff.

Na wa o

NamelessOGBENI:
The whole thing is transactional this days...

🤔❤ you are wise man

A wife was first a girlfriend.

Yinmu

Honestly, sometimes the only difference between them is the Wedding Ring!

Hate me for what I am about to say, but it is the truth...

Some girlfriends actually act more wifely than wives... Same way some wives' exes and boyfriends act more husbandly than the main husbands.

Valid points


My pains are with those guys that takes the office of a husband or father before their time....

Marry bad wife even the devil go pity u

In this present condition, there is no difference

Who wrote this things?

Pls, is No.2 applicable in 9ja?

Rubbish, babymama is better than all

A wife was once a girlfriend.

A girl friend can become a wife, but a wife can never be a girlfriend again.

Reading…

Believe it or not....that's just the truth.

My brother Wife has pussy girlfriend has pussy so no difference