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It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

What is the big deal there ? That is exactly what they both did to give birth to you. The purpose of marriage is for procreation.

But ur papa sabi knack from ur observation?

No issues! You witness the same act that brought u to life. Act as if u saw nothing and learn the habbit of knocking(not just knocking, u wait for reply before u open). Make u no go try am with person wey go knack stick for ur head

Cringelife:
It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear a the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....pick up my phone touch and a stick run straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, open his room door; and boom.....I see@$@$$#@$$2@#$_@, the really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands(wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head...... It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi deeper life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling. Just had to share this anonymously on nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

Shocked to see your parents having sex

Semi deeper life way

But you are not shocked to bring it on nairaland

Don't worry people will contribute in the morning

There's no ish here,,,, you said you practically didn't see well,,

Whatever it might be,, with time you'll be fine,

Next time knock,,

Your parents are careless.
How can they leave the door open when they know they have a grown up like you in the house?

I hope they've learnt their lessons and would be careful to lock the door next time.

As for you, you lack etiquettes. Learn to knock next time before entering a place.

am in my 20s and have never seen my nigerian parents intimate.

Typical Nigerian 90s youth still living with his parents. Learn to knock and if you're still living with your parents you probably need to start planning to get your place and give your folks the freedom they deserve.

having sex is normal. how do you think you were born

BSsniffer:


Typical Nigerian 90s youth still living with his parents. Learn to knock and if you're still living with your parents you probably need to start planning to get your place and give your folks the freedom they deserve.

you talking as if moving out is that easy,I hate myopic minds like you, you Know whether he can afford rent, you Know whether he's emotionally natured to be on his own ?, you know whether he's financially stable? abeg leave am make en grow jor, na una type they cause unnecessary pressure for youth

Samishiba:
having sex is normal. how do you think you were born

E think he was cultivated from the tree at the back of the house

Holly Gram


U wer not wit ur CLASSES and u did not SEE WELL..



So waiting U want make I do 4 u since U no SEE d MATTERZ WELL..



I SWEAR DOWN


Na people like una de make me BURN PESIN left YANNSH with my WEED...



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Try to delete it from your memory, is normal thing though

asjay:



Shocked to see your parents having sex

Semi deeper life way

But you are not shocked to bring it on nairaland

Don't worry people will contribute in the morning

You took the words out of my very mouth

Op. Ori tan yin

It is well my darling, you're not the first person to experience that neither will you be the last. Just try and get it off your head, crack some jokes with ur mom so that you both can laugh over it and stylishly tell her to always lock the door, by so doing it'll clear off your head. And my guy, try to dey knock next time it's very important

Your parents were enjoying the weather for two. . But seriously, u need to learn the habit of knocking d door and getting a reply before entering any place

Go and have sex, you will be fine.

Always knock before opening.

This will prevent you from seeing what is BIGGER than you.

It could be that you blocked your mum from cumming, something she suffered for.

If not true, why did she shout, "Junior get out.."

Also, this her motive shows that she was in control (on top).

U want to kill ur mother mood With ur bad habit of not knocking. That`s why she yell at you because she`s enjoying it.

It’s all in the past now, just try to live past the image.

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Lol what's bad abt it...it's just an accident bro, don't be hard on yourself

Cringelife:
It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear a the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....pick up my phone touch and a stick run straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, open his room door; and boom.....I see@$@$$#@$$2@#$_@, the really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands(wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head...... It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi deeper life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling. Just had to share this anonymously on nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

Hope you are looking forward at the possibility of having another incoming sibling!!!

Cringelife:
It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear a the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....pick up my phone touch and a stick run straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, open his room door; and boom.....I see@$@$$#@$$2@#$_@, the really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands(wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head...... It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi deeper life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling. Just had to share this anonymously on nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

At the bolded, it seems you can never grow up (intellectually) again. You are in 20's (20 to 29 years) when your mates have become parents and you stii have the guts that we should not blame you?
I think I agree with your idiocy!

Try to unseen what u saw for peace to reign

Randy100:
Go and have sex, you will be fine.

must you comment!? Carry mouth like running tap

Sucide is dah only way to lift the thought of your mind, Op how you take see am

Next time knock before you enter a room!

Lol. Reminds me when I was a kid, it's the usual thing for me and my bro to always greet our parents good morning by going to their bedroom, na so me and my bro enter room one morning na so dem de do the do. Me and my bro said good morning and my parents also said the same while doing the do. Naso me and bro Waka comot, the thing still funny till date.

sorry boo

How old are you?

Lol, you saw nothing.

I don't think coming online to regale us about your parents sexscapade is wise, it's bad enough you caught them "red handed" now we gonna share the imagination with you, eh OP , imagine seeing your dad humping your mom, Yucck!