NewStats: 3,264,279 , 8,183,186 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 12:20 PM 155d

sbot:


Relax,

Open a domiciliary . Have someone who needs naira give you the dollar equivalent and send to your domiciliary .

For instance, there was a time $1 = 420 naira. If you had bought say $1k, you could sell for a 560k naira right now. Do the maths.

Bless you!

Please do you have trusted hand on business thread to put me through on how to open a domiciliary acct? If yes, please let me have the monikers.

peacefulhome:



Please do you have trusted hand on business thread to put me through on how to open a domiciliary acct? If yes, please let me have the monikers.

Just walk into your bank and let them know you want to open one.

Just like you have a savings , current , then you could have a dollars , pounds too.

Tell them to open all for you once and for all.

sbot:


Just walk into your bank and let them know you want to open one.

Just like you have a savings , current , then you could have a dollars , pounds too.

Tell them to open all for you once and for all.

Wow! Thanks so much . God bless you sir.

mejai:

Na itire road Mobil station be this. And the guy wey they handle der ( oil and alignment) na sheriff be him name abi? One day we go drink beer.

Interpol dey dis thread oohhh
Chimmoooooooo

mejai:

Na itire road Mobil station be this. And the guy wey they handle der ( oil and alignment) na sheriff be him name abi? One day we go drink beer.

.

Call me too .

Buy me malt abd soya milk.

Buy extra beer give baz001 to keep for cheerfulgiver for tutoring him how to make 1M during ember month.

Baz001 suppose even do giveaway,
U been dey post profitable trips for sometime.

Pls i need freon oh, free one or if baz001 never use am finish, gimme make i add for my gas.
If u want to service ur fire extinguisher, you can hola me unfortunately i only go to Lagos on weekends

streetsoldier1:



Are you Ogunvic?

Comon nau
You mean ogunvic will go and be position at ikeja city mall on a Monday morning?

sbot:


Relax,

Open a domiciliary . Have someone who needs naira give you the dollar equivalent and send to your domiciliary .

For instance, there was a time $1 = 420 naira. If you had bought say $1k, you could sell for a 560k naira right now. Do the maths.

Bless you!

People dey wey need naira? To get $ at sensible rate no easy like that. Except you get person wey wan travel sha, then bank fit sell you maybe 3K or 4K can’t .

If you get someone wey need naira, i get dom already.

Barbiturate:


I don't need to be tutored by any tout on how to be uncouth.

I started this way back before 99% of you. I was there when this thread started. I am one of those that started uber/taxify in Lagos. I did uber when I lost my first job. I am far older than 99% of people here. I graduated 2006. Served 2007/08. Got my first big job 2009. Did uber in 2014.

I ignore nonsense post, but I chose to correct you.

Let's be guided pls

Mbok who be tout again for here ?
Una just get bad mouth.

This your second coming hmmm

Well Don’t mind all dis small small boys that just open mouth waaaa and talk to elders like newbies.

BAZ001:


Comon nau
You mean ogunvic will go and be position at ikeja city mall on a Monday morning?

northbird:


Mainland was good. Back to back trips laced with soji.

Men I’m making it up today

Meanwhile, bolt did me strong thing denying me my bonus.

Apparently they said I wasn’t online enough, even though I was online for the whole 4 hours

BAZ001:


You ehen, SMH
Just continue

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Me dey learn work where you and gentle dey laa

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VaselineCrew:
Meanwhile, bolt did me strong thing denying me my bonus.

Apparently they said I wasn’t online enough, even though I was online for the whole 5 hours

This one still dey pursue bolt bonus, how can you give somebody bonus that he needs to be online for at least five hours and the time is five hours.
What if the app misbehave like it used to, sometimes you think you are online and it suddenly trip off without you knowing?
Mad people, they gave me twelve trips yesterday when they knew the whole Lagos is full of traffic, I no wan talk sha.

Barbiturate:


I don't need to be tutored by any tout on how to be uncouth.

I started this way back before 99% of you. I was there when this thread started. I am one of those that started uber/taxify in Lagos. I did uber when I lost my first job. I am far older than 99% of people here. I graduated 2006. Served 2007/08. Got my first big job 2009. Did uber in 2014.

I ignore nonsense post, but I chose to correct you.

Let's be guided pls

99% ?

BAZ001:


Comon nau
You mean ogunvic will go and be position at ikeja city mall on a Monday morning?

So you mean with all his years of experience and being older than 99% of monikers here, he still didn't know that going to ICM on a Monday morning is awkward?

E shock you?

tunlapapa:


99% ?

Meanwhile, it s been a while I did a trip like this last. 1.9 surge FROM Yaba TO sangotedo.

Gentlelife50:

This one still dey pursue bolt bonus, how can you give somebody bonus that he needs to be online for at least five hours and the time is five hours.
What if the app misbehave like it used to, sometimes you think you are online and it suddenly trip off without you knowing?
Mad people, they gave me twelve trips yesterday when they knew the whole Lagos is full of traffic, I no wan talk sha.

As in, well it was 3:30 hours out of 4 hours sha, so 30 minutes for any mishaps which was cutting it close.

But the funny thing is I made sure I was online the whole time, but it seems Bolt only counts online when you are on a trip

If rider japa...who do you report to

1.9 surge.... Lagos - challenge to and fro

BAZ001:


Comon nau
You mean ogunvic will go and be position at ikeja city mall on a Monday morning?

VaselineCrew:


As in, well it was 3:30 hours out of 4 hours sha, so 30 minutes for any mishaps which was cutting it close.

But the funny thing is I made sure I was online the whole time, but it seems Bolt only counts online when you are on a trip

Truth!
I think from the tym u accepted request.

VaselineCrew:


As in, well it was 3:30 hours out of 4 hours sha, so 30 minutes for any mishaps which was cutting it close.

But the funny thing is I made sure I was online the whole time, but it seems Bolt only counts online when you are on a trip

The hours you’re online without trips don’t count.

Gentlelife50:

This one still dey pursue bolt bonus, how can you give somebody bonus that he needs to be online for at least five hours and the time is five hours.
What if the app misbehave like it used to, sometimes you think you are online and it suddenly trip off without you knowing?
Mad people, they gave me twelve trips yesterday when they knew the whole Lagos is full of traffic, I no wan talk sha.

Please how to u negotiate with your rider when trip ended without you knowing for like 30mins

seanwilliam:
Hmmm. Good day oo..

No1. I’m sorry for Derailing
For the past two week I’ve been making research on how to start Uber/Taxify/bolt business .. I’ll let you all to know that I’m 100% novice about this .

1.I want to buy a car for the business .. budget for the car is 1.5m to 2m.

2. I won’t be the one that will do the driving because I have other stuffs to attend to.

3. I don’t know much about car or anything .. but I’m looking out to get maybe a Corolla 2003 or Camry big daddy .. cos I read in one of the articles that your car must be very OK and good looking . U can tell me other options you think are better ..


4. How does one get a reliable driver for it? How do I even the car( I can’t find their office here in Ibadan ) and make sure the driver doesn’t run away with my car ? Like how much will be my weekly income on the business ? Tbh my target is around 25 to 30k or 120k per months at least ..

5. How reliable is the business , knowing fully well that I no sabi anything about the business ( pls note that I’ve read up to over 200 pages on this thread o) but I just want someone to put me through ..
6. How viable is the business in Ibadan ??


Edit; someone also talked about me getting like 7 TVS okada, which each of them will be remitting 10k weekly .. but the reason I don’t wanna do that is I don hear many cases of Okada theft



And lastly , I no go lie I’m sacred o but I want to give a try.. I hope to come back to this thread and give testimony..

Once again I’m sorry for Derailing o .. thanks





Note: I’m not going into this business cos of ion please. I’m going to it for 100% profit

How did you do this(bolded) bro?

tunlapapa:


So you mean with all his years of experience and being older than 99% of monikers here, he still didn't know that going to ICM on a Monday morning is awkward?

Biko lemmeee oooh
Na so una go ask me questions that will put me for trouble when fight starts now, una go dey fence dey count scores.

Maybe ikeja ICM used to be hot cake then or he’s destiny is tied to ikeja.

Jaapu:


How did you do this(bolded) bro?

I’m online 247, so it’s easier for me to surf nairaland.

Btw, I changed my mind from the business. I’ve moved to something else.


I’m always busy , I can’t be driving on my own and I can’t trust people these days with car( I don’t know anything about cars) also I can’t be risking money on what i barely have knowledge of, to avoid had I know, I comot my hand,


I hope I have answered whatever questions u might want to ask ,


Cheers and God bless everyone .

Lush100:
.

Call me too .

Buy me malt abd soya milk.

Buy extra beer give baz001 to keep for cheerfulgiver for tutoring him how to make 1M during ember month.

Baz001 suppose even do giveaway,
U been dey post profitable trips for sometime.

Pls i need freon oh, free one or if baz001 never use am finish, gimme make i add for my gas.
If u want to service ur fire extinguisher, you can hola me unfortunately i only go to Lagos on weekends

How will U mix malt and soya milk ?

I tried so hard to d telegram group but them bounce me.

They will soon call you beggy beggy or 419 now

seanwilliam:


I’m online 247, so it’s easier for me to surf nairaland.

Btw, I changed my mind from the business. I’ve moved to something else.


I’m always busy , I can’t be driving on my own and I can’t trust people these days with car( I don’t know anything about cars) also I can’t be risking money on what i barely have knowledge of, to avoid had I know, I comot my hand,


I hope I have answered whatever questions u might want to ask ,


Cheers and God bless everyone .

You must be serving a very living God.
You would never had recovered your money back and with plenty sleepless night.
Hoodlum drivers will run you in sane
Ants drivers will kill your car in 6months and return carcass to you
LazyD will give you stories dt touch
If you drive yourself you won’t last 2weeks before you break down.

But they will say I’m discouraging people so I don keep quiet.

dharmie13:

Please how to u negotiate with your rider when trip ended without you knowing for like 30mins

It depends, it happened to me once.
I later discovered riders can end trip and won't let you know, So what I did was to use the rider app to check the estimate.

davit:
You deserve a bottle of Goldberg for this. But try to
get car Bluetooth

I have Car Bluetooth and hands-free. The voice note eehn I needed to listen to well well make them no go put me for gbese.

I put a friend's RX350 toks at a dealers stand in lekki to sell only for him to send me voicenote that someone is at his shop to pick it up that he said I sent him. Person wey I no Sabi. That kind voice note go make you destabilize

IFSHR:


God bless you for this, you didn't need to even fight....tell me your right address make we go.

was her eyes closed while you were driving?

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Earlier in the day, I got a request from Isolo, destination showed CMS Grammar School, Somolu.

I picked the girls up and we didn't exchange any conversation from the start of the trip till we got to the school.

When we got there, I informed the one that booked, and she placed a call through to the person they came to see.....in the background I heard the lady they should drop and take a bike to Evans Street and ask for xxxxxx playground.

Immediately knew they were going to Lagos Island. I told her to ask if it's Lagos island, the lady at the other end of the phone said Yes...

So would they have blamed me for taking them to Somolu? And say they are not paying?

They respected their self, updated the address to marina and off we went. Collected my full fare.

.............................

Two Sundays ago, a lady order me to deliver cake from muritala Mohammed yaba to one address like that.

The address showed surulere when it came in, I picked up the cake and drove to destination, I called rider and told her where I was, she kept saying she's outside and can't see me.

How come, I stepped out of the car, she still didn't see me. So I read out the address to her, No 75, Bleep street, Aguda.

The girl exclaimed saying no oooo, she's at Ketu off TAC headquarters.

Mogbe. I quickly called the lady that booked and told her where I was and where receiver is. Na there I know say wahala go happen.

She updated the address to Ketu own, off I went. I got there and ride ended 5k.

Receiver was to pay for trip, she said they told her she was to pay 1500 for delivery how come I'm saying 5k.

Me I sha lock cake for inside car. After so much back n forth, sender sent 3k, receiver paid 2k. Before I dropped cake. I spent more than 1 hour there, I sha collected my money.